The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn (CBS) - 2001-01-03 (partial)

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[0:07] Of the gorgeous Hollywood Hills in beautiful, sunny, warm Los Angeles, California, it's

[0:18] the Waylake Show with Craig Kilburn!

[0:27] Ladies and gentlemen, Craig Kilburn!

[1:05] Thank you!

[1:09] Welcome to your Late Late Show, and I am still feeling it from New Year's.

[1:13] I partied a little too much, and the next morning I woke up, I was really groggy, I looked

[1:20] over, and on one side, I see Star Jones, and on the other side, I see Star Jones.

[1:28] So, it was, according to a new survey, this is kind of refreshing, 75% of men say they

[1:41] value a woman's personality over her looks.

[1:46] 75% of men say personality over looks.

[1:50] Even more amazing, half of them could say it with a straight face.

[2:00] Auction news.

[2:02] Wilson the Volleyball, you know from the Castaway movie, Tom Hanks' Castaway.

[2:06] Wilson the Volleyball recently sold at an auction for $18,400.

[2:12] True story.

[2:13] Supposedly, that's the most money paid for an inanimate object in a film since Travolta

[2:19] and Battlefield Earth.

[2:21] Uh...

[2:40] Which should lead to more rats than ever.

[2:43] Wait.

[2:44] Uh...

[2:45] happy...

[2:46] happy new year in New York City, I think, right?

[2:49] Uh...

[2:51] Um...

[2:51] However, there is a downside to this.

[2:54] Uh...

[2:55] Some researcher had to spend his entire life measuring little rat stiffies, I think is what's

[3:00] the problem.

[3:08] Uh...

[3:09] What a show tonight. One of the fine young actors. He's been here before. Nice guy. He's in the new movie, Traffic, as well as The Family Man. Don Cheadle is here tonight. He's more than a football player. He's a football personality. Art Donovan is here.

[3:26] And Yombo, Yombo.

[3:37] Let this show is starting now. Let this show is starting now.

[3:51] Thank you. Thank you.

[3:57] Big show tonight. Looking forward to it. I like Don Cheadle. He's been on before. Art Donovan never met, but I've watched him on Letterman. He's very, very funny. And, of course, Yombo later, right?

[4:09] And, although she's not here sitting in the chair tonight, you know, she's always with us. She's always with us. It's Dido is always with us.

[4:23] Love her. Love her.

[4:26] By the way, we had Dido on a few weeks ago.

[4:29] And I want to have the Scorpions back, by the way, because they're the – they were – they had a huge hit, Rocky Like a Hurricane, in 1984, and I won't let go of 1984.

[4:44] But we've got something. The number one movie in America is Cast Away with Tom Hanks and Helen Hunt.

[4:50] And we apparently – DreamWorks, they have approached us. We're like the happening show in late night. We reached the young demo.

[5:02] And DreamWorks have promised us a star from Cast Away.

[5:09] Now, they tell us we're either going to get – we're either going to get both Tom Hanks and Helen Hunt on the same show.

[5:24] DreamWorks says they'll give us that. Or they may give us – instead, they may give us Wilson the volleyball.

[5:35] So, it's kind of a – it's kind of a wait and see. We're either going to – now, they tell us if we get – if we get Tom Hanks and Helen Hunt – and I love – I mean, maybe my favorite actress at the moment right now, Helen Hunt.

[5:48] I just love her. If we get these two – Hanks is going to play Five Questions, and then Helen Hunt and Robert Zemeckis are going to come and play Yombo.

[6:02] That's if we get – these guys. That's if we get – otherwise, we won't get them, but we'll get – this will be an hour – a full hour, apparently, of Wilson the volleyball.

[6:15] Something to look forward to. We'll keep you updated, and when you know, you'll tell me, and we'll let everyone know who we get from Cast Away from the movie.

[6:26] So, my agent – we're changing subjects. Stay with me. My agent, and I have more than one, but there's one that I have who actually watches the show.

[6:36] And he says to me, was that Robert Goulet Christmas card? Was that real?

[6:47] This is the card, you know. It's – I got a bunch of Christmas cards.

[6:52] It's – his is special because it's Bob and his wife, Robert Goulet.

[6:56] You open it up, you read it, and you forget what he looks like. Don't panic, because there he is again.

[7:05] Now, so my agent, the one who watches the show, says, is it real?

[7:11] Now, the guy who doesn't – the agent who doesn't watch the show, he already knows this thing is real.

[7:15] He doesn't even have to ask.

[7:16] But I want to – how can you not think this is real?

[7:18] Where – is Opus – is he still here?

[7:21] Opus. Come on out. Say out of Opus. Come here.

[7:24] Have you – would you – is that a real Christmas card? Is that – right?

[7:34] It appears to be real, Craig.

[7:35] Yeah, look, for – can you just do – is that real?

[7:38] Yeah, that's – right.

[7:40] Very real.

[7:40] And have we – have we ever met before?

[7:44] Every day, Craig.

[7:44] Okay.

[7:45] Very good.

[7:47] But it's real, right?

[7:48] And by the way, Bob Goulet, handsome?

[7:51] Very handsome.

[7:52] Thank you, Opus.

[7:55] Yes, it's real.

[7:58] All right.

[8:00] I think we're out of time.

[8:02] We're running out of time, but I was going to say last night – we'll talk about this tomorrow.

[8:07] I said – not my New Year's resolution last night, but my goal for 2001.

[8:11] I want to be the first man to perform in the V-A-G-I-N-A monologues, the V-monologues.

[8:19] You may not be familiar with it.

[8:21] It's big in New York and L.A.

[8:22] This is a real thing, and big-name celebrity women appear in the V – I call the V-monologues

[8:28] because I don't like saying the word.

[8:32] But I want to be the first man in it because I believe that the V-monologues combines two things I'm very familiar with.

[8:40] Two things I'm very good at.

[8:44] So we're out of time.

[8:45] And so tomorrow we'll talk more about the V-monologues, and I'm going to audition at some point.

[8:49] Let's check the news.

[8:50] Here we go.

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[9:04] Our top story, this year's Grammy Award nominees were announced this morning with the usual mix of surprises and old standbys.

[9:11] Rapper Eminem walked away with four nominations, including Album of the Year, Best Rap Artist, and Worst Therapist.

[9:21] Wait, I like this.

[9:22] This one is fun.

[9:23] It's an old joke, but I never get tired of it.

[9:25] Britney Spears received a Grammy nomination for Best New Duo.

[9:34] I like it a year ago.

[9:36] It's still strong.

[9:37] And rounding out the Best Spoken Word category, you guessed it, the Late Late Show's own Beep, Beep, Beep Lady.

[9:44] And I heard my alarm cable going off in the high.

[9:47] Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.

[9:49] There's the real Slim Shady right there.

[9:56] Actually, this year's Grammys included over 100 categories.

[10:01] Here's a list of all the artists who were not nominated.

[10:17] Don't worry.

[10:19] Don't worry, because next year, it's going to be hammer time.

[10:27] From the land that wastes time more efficiently, 62 students from China, Japan, and Korea spent a month of hard work to set a new Guinness record for knocking over dominoes.

[10:39] Mahjong, they're falling like dominoes.

[10:42] Things did get a little awkward when one dad got home and yelled, who the hell knocked over my domino collection?

[10:50] You know, I don't mean to sound like sour or sushi here, but I had the exact same idea for a domino display, so you'll be hearing from my attorneys.

[11:06] At one point, the dominoes even paid homage to the students' homelands.

[11:10] First, China Falls, then Korea and Japan.

[11:15] You know, LBJ was right.

[11:19] We've got to stop them in Vietnam before the whole world goes communist.

[11:23] This has been Craig makes a joke about 1960s foreign policy that even he's not sure he gets.

[11:37] Hey, do you like warm welcomes?

[11:39] Well, there's a new hotel in Quebec made completely out of a hundred thousands of pounds of ice.

[11:45] I know those look like a port-a-potties, but that's actually the spa.

[11:51] The ice hotel staff will gladly arrange theater tickets, make dinner reservations, or gently separate your frozen testicles from the toilet seat.

[12:03] Here's a tip for the next time you get the urge to stay at an ice hotel.

[12:07] Build a time machine, go to the future, then have a third leg genetically engineered to your body,

[12:13] and with all your might, kick yourself in the ass.

[12:24] Well, the production of Survivor 2 in the Australian Outback is almost complete with a small village of producers and crew members

[12:29] working around the clock to have the show ready on time.

[12:32] Not much is known about who the contestants will be except this.

[12:35] They will all have nightmare personalities.

[12:40] The group has already completed the first Survivor 2 competition,

[12:43] where teens chase Jeff Probst around Australia with hammers and pool cues.

[12:50] And now it's time for today's MCI WorldCom joke of the day.

[12:56] Shaquille O'Neal recently went back to school where he finally received his college degree.

[13:00] Good move, Shaq, because in today's world, you can't get anywhere without a college degree.

[13:07] That was today's joke of the day, brought to you as always by MCI WorldCom.

[13:14] And hey, wasn't that like three days ago news?

[13:17] Malaysia kicked off the new year in style with dozens of skydivers parachuting from the top of the world's tallest building.

[13:24] Hallelujah, it's raining Malaysians.

[13:27] The skydivers jumped when the clock struck midnight, landing almost a minute later,

[13:32] except one diver who landed only three seconds into the new year.

[13:35] Unfortunately, he cannot be reached for comment.

[13:40] And now it's time for Craig Breaks His New Year's Resolution.

[13:57] Hello?

[13:59] Bata!

[14:02] And that was Craig Breaks His New Year's Resolution.

[14:08] Economic news.

[14:09] Just today, the Federal Reserve lowered interest rates for the first time in two years,

[14:13] causing the Dow Jones to surge a million, billion, gazillion points to close in a million, gazillion, gazillion, ten thousand, three hundred thirty-two.

[14:29] Now, the million, gazillion, gazillion point upswing is expected to be good news for investors.

[14:38] And finally, George W. Bush has named Wisconsin Governor Tommy Thompson as Secretary of Health and Human Services.

[14:45] Thompson replaces Donna Shalala, who will now return to her former job as leader of the mole people.

[14:50] There's your news right back with Don Cheadle.

[14:57] A great actor will be here when we get back.

[15:00] Don Cheadle is next.

[15:13] The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn.

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[18:59] Later tonight, Don Cheadle, Art Donovan, and a little something called Yombo.

[19:09] Dido, by the way, wants to come back and play Yombo by herself.

[19:12] And I said, sure.

[19:15] Craig, who's on tomorrow?

[19:18] Well, Dick Clark, Tom Cavanaugh, that's the guy from NBC's Ed, and the music of Lifehouse.

[19:25] Friday, it's Kevin James from King of Queens.

[19:27] He's a riot.

[19:29] The music of Collective Soul, and then this is Vitamin C from Dracula 2000.

[19:36] He's a rap guy, and what is it?

[19:39] What is it?

[19:40] Huh?

[19:42] I should know Vitamin C, right?

[19:45] Okay.

[19:45] Vitamin C.

[19:47] Vitamin C, baby.

[19:50] Our first guest tonight is a fantastic actor who has starred in films like Boogie Nights,

[19:54] Bulworth, and HBO's The Rat Pack, just to name a few.

[19:56] You can currently see him in The Family Man.

[19:58] And his new movie, Traffic, opens nationwide January 12th.

[20:04] She knows Aunty Mexico.

[20:06] So does half of San Diego.

[20:09] You want a bet?

[20:10] A kid in your pocket.

[20:12] I got it.

[20:12] I love it.

[20:13] I love it when you do this.

[20:14] How much?

[20:15] I got 12 bucks.

[20:18] Okay.

[20:18] Give me 10 if we make it even.

[20:21] Okay.

[20:21] Beautiful.

[20:23] Wait a minute.

[20:23] What?

[20:24] This is Don Cheadle right here.

[20:44] Thank you.

[20:53] Can I just compliment you for one second?

[20:56] Okay.

[20:57] Go ahead.

[20:58] Great actor.

[20:59] Very talented.

[21:00] Thank you very much.

[21:01] You've been told that a lot.

[21:02] But you're a nice guy.

[21:03] I remember you from last time.

[21:04] Nice guy.

[21:05] Thank you, man.

[21:06] Was that 20 for that?

[21:07] I would say 20.

[21:10] 20.

[21:11] Oh.

[21:11] I'll just give you the credit card.

[21:13] Give me the credit card, baby.

[21:15] Okay.

[21:15] I'm excited about Traffic for a number of reasons.

[21:18] Obviously, you.

[21:19] But I like Michael Douglas, even though what he did to Catherine Zeta-Jones.

[21:22] I can't believe.

[21:23] What did you do?

[21:24] Come on.

[21:26] Rob in the cradle.

[21:27] But he is.

[21:29] What's it like working with him?

[21:30] He's got the strong jaw.

[21:32] He's got the cool voice.

[21:33] You know, Michael Douglas and I.

[21:34] I met Michael the first time when we were doing the press junket.

[21:37] I never saw him on the set.

[21:38] Oh.

[21:38] Because, you know, it's three disparate storylines.

[21:41] And he was all Cincinnati and we were all San Diego.

[21:44] So I never really got to meet him.

[21:45] Kind of a bad question over here from Craigers.

[21:47] Yeah.

[21:49] You think somebody would have done your research for you.

[21:51] Not on this show.

[21:54] Somebody's fired, right?

[21:55] Somebody's gone.

[21:56] Yeah.

[21:56] Good.

[21:56] And somebody's gone and you owe me money.

[21:59] So tell me you met Catherine Zeta-Jones.

[22:04] Oh, yeah.

[22:04] I worked with Catherine.

[22:05] Good.

[22:12] Tell him what you play.

[22:13] You're a...

[22:14] Well, I play this DEA agent who just keeps getting...

[22:18] You're a drug cop.

[22:19] You're a narc.

[22:20] Yeah, I'm a narc.

[22:21] I'm a drug cop.

[22:22] But you're a crooked narc.

[22:23] No, I'm not a crooked narc.

[22:24] No?

[22:25] Somebody else is dead.

[22:26] Somebody told me you're a crooked narc.

[22:29] So you're a good guy?

[22:30] I'm a good guy, man.

[22:31] Yeah?

[22:32] Yeah.

[22:32] And your job is chasing...

[22:34] Well, we're kind of sitting on this witness who has evidence to bring down one of these

[22:39] big traffickers in San Diego.

[22:41] Yeah.

[22:41] And I can't tell you what happens to him or to myself, but that's kind of what we're doing.

[22:46] Me and Luis Guzman is my partner.

[22:48] And aren't you chasing Catherine Zeta?

[22:50] No, not in the movie.

[22:52] No, not...

[22:59] So how do you research a role like this?

[23:02] Well, you know, we got hooked up with...

[23:05] Our research department actually hooked us up with people who were wrecking full and went

[23:10] out with DEA agents and got to do ride-alongs with the LAPD and stuff like that.

[23:13] Oh, really?

[23:14] Yeah.

[23:14] Was that scary or fun or...?

[23:15] It was a trip because, you know, a lot of times there'd be these...

[23:19] Most of it was just basic silly stuff like two drunks fighting in an alley somewhere or,

[23:25] you know...

[23:25] It happens during our break.

[23:26] Exactly.

[23:29] Nothing really heavy?

[23:30] No.

[23:31] One time there was something really heavy and the guy told me, he said, look, if something

[23:35] goes down, you have to stay in the car.

[23:37] And I was like, well, why...

[23:38] That kind of makes me a sitting duck.

[23:40] I want to be able to...

[23:41] You know, I may want to have to move.

[23:42] I don't want to just sit in the car.

[23:44] Sit in the car.

[23:45] Stay there.

[23:45] Right.

[23:45] And turn the light on yourself.

[23:47] Right, right.

[23:47] Yeah, no.

[23:48] So did you get out or did you stay there?

[23:49] No, so I got out.

[23:50] There was one time about eight cops showed up.

[23:52] I guess somebody had shown up with a knife at this guy's apartment.

[23:55] Yeah.

[23:55] So after they secured the area, they were telling me, you know, you can come in.

[23:58] So I kind of walked into the apartment and the one guy they were questioning was sitting

[24:01] there and he kept, you know, looking over at me.

[24:03] And he asked the cop, he's like, is that guy on boogie nights?

[24:09] Is that right?

[24:09] That's funny.

[24:10] He's like, yes, and he's going to bust you.

[24:11] That's good.

[24:12] Yeah.

[24:16] The Family Man, you did a nice job, but I want to talk about Rush Hour 2.

[24:22] You're filming that now.

[24:23] Well, I did that.

[24:24] It's just a little cameo thing, but, you know, I got to fight Jackie Chan.

[24:28] That's a scene.

[24:32] And you were the guy who said, you told the director, Brett Ratner, you said, I want

[24:35] to be in a, I want to.

[24:36] Yeah.

[24:36] Brett wanted me to do this part.

[24:38] And he kind of, the guy was supposed to be an informant.

[24:41] He didn't really know what he wanted him to be, how he wanted the character to be.

[24:44] So I said, well, you know, I'll do the movie if I get to speak Chinese and I get to fight

[24:51] Jackie Chan.

[24:51] Oh, really?

[24:52] Yeah.

[24:53] Now, why did you want to fight Jackie Chan?

[24:55] Why be in a movie with Jackie Chan and not take a punch?

[24:57] You know what I'm about?

[25:02] Did you, when you fought him, are you just doing what we all would do?

[25:06] Would you do this or did you do anything?

[25:08] No, I did.

[25:09] No, it's martial arts stuff.

[25:10] We, you know, choreographed the martial arts sequence.

[25:12] You can't.

[25:13] No.

[25:13] It was a lot of fun.

[25:15] What'd you do, man?

[25:16] Get up.

[25:17] I can't.

[25:23] You got to stay below those.

[25:25] Don't hit.

[25:25] No, not in the face.

[25:26] Not in the face.

[25:27] No.

[25:27] Can you do anything?

[25:28] Because it's fun to do this.

[25:29] You know, little sequences and just, you know, kicks and blocks and we just played and stuff.

[25:35] You know, I did martial arts for a long time.

[25:38] Oh, you know about that.

[25:39] Yeah.

[25:40] So we just kind of made stuff up.

[25:42] He's a punk, isn't he?

[25:43] Jackie Chan?

[25:44] A bit of a punk.

[25:47] Um, now this is interesting.

[25:50] Uh, you, um, you were a school teacher for, for a year or for once a year?

[25:55] We, there's this thing that I just got involved, uh, with this year, which I hope to stay involved

[26:00] with, you know.

[26:00] This is Don Cheadle, the nice guy again, right?

[26:02] No, this is, you know, my mother's an educator, you know, my sister's a teacher, my father's a

[26:08] teacher.

[26:09] So, what is it?

[26:10] Is one, one day a year?

[26:12] No, no, no.

[26:12] One day, I mean, it's dealt as many times as you want to come into the classroom.

[26:15] What do you do?

[26:15] You go, you just go and kind of teach and speak about, you know, whatever, you know,

[26:19] metier you, you are in.

[26:20] I'm an actor, so I spoke about acting.

[26:22] So, what, what grades here?

[26:23] This was a, a fourth grade class.

[26:25] I'm worried, do you, do you tell them, they all want to be actors then?

[26:27] That's going to be, that's going to be.

[26:28] No, I just kind of, I'm just kind of there to feel questions.

[26:30] I say, do you guys have, you know, and they want to know, well, how do you do this in

[26:33] a movie, and is this real, and how does this come off, and just kind of basic questions

[26:37] that people have.

[26:38] Don, do they ask better questions than I do?

[26:41] Yeah, I thought so.

[26:46] All right, when we come back, five questions for Don Jeter.

[26:53] What a wicked thing to say, you never...

[27:08] What do a stolen diamond, 86 carats, a four-fingered gambler, whoops, a thug named Bullet Tooth,

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[27:17] You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.

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[27:23] What?

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[27:25] You won't know until you sneak a peek at Snatch.

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[27:31] What is a Snatch?

[27:32] Rated R.

[27:33] That opens everywhere January 19th.

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[30:39] We're back with Don Cheadle.

[30:41] Any nervousness?

[30:42] Because you're going to play Yambo later with Art Donovan.

[30:45] Yeah.

[30:46] He's a tough guy.

[30:47] I just hope he doesn't have a flashback and try to, you know, take me out.

[30:54] Ocean's Eleven was the Rat Pack movie with Dean Martin, Sinatra, everybody.

[30:57] You played Sammy Davis Jr. in the HBO Sinatra movie.

[31:02] And now you're going to be in Ocean's Eleven remake?

[31:04] It's not really kind of a, it's not a direct remake from the, the plot is the same.

[31:10] You know, it's a heist in Vegas.

[31:11] But I think that's kind of where, then it's a departure.

[31:13] It's called Ocean's Eleven?

[31:15] It's called Ocean's Eleven.

[31:16] And who's going to be in it with you?

[31:17] Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, George Clooney, Julia Roberts.

[31:21] Wow.

[31:22] Yeah.

[31:25] And, unfortunately, you only meet, like, one of them.

[31:27] You only have one scene.

[31:28] Yeah, I'll meet one of them at a time.

[31:30] Too bad.

[31:30] Yeah.

[31:31] Bummer.

[31:32] We're going to do a holographic thing.

[31:33] There you go.

[31:34] You ready?

[31:35] Five questions.

[31:41] This one.

[31:42] I think this is tough.

[31:43] A lot of people on the staff didn't get it.

[31:44] But you grew up in, you were raised in Denver, Colorado.

[31:48] Name the other three states that make up the Four Corners.

[31:50] They call it the Four Corners.

[31:52] There are four states that meet there.

[31:54] Colorado being one of them.

[31:56] New Mexico?

[31:57] Yes.

[31:58] Arizona?

[31:59] Yes.

[32:03] It's not my...

[32:04] I said New Mexico, Arizona, Colorado.

[32:07] It's not Wyoming.

[32:09] Take your time, Don.

[32:13] Colorado.

[32:14] Yeah.

[32:15] New Mexico, Arizona.

[32:17] Cara Malone, John Stockton.

[32:19] Is it Utah?

[32:20] Yeah, that's right.

[32:21] Correct.

[32:24] This one is tough.

[32:26] This is a thinker.

[32:27] If you married Tommy Chong's daughter and she hyphenated her name, what would it be?

[32:37] What's her first name?

[32:39] Radon Cheetle Chong?

[32:40] Is that what you're looking for?

[32:40] Yeah, Radon Chong Cheetle.

[32:42] Yeah, there you go.

[32:42] Cheetle Chong's better.

[32:43] I like that better, too.

[32:44] Cheetle Chong.

[32:45] That is correct, by the way.

[32:46] Thank you.

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[32:53] Salt or vanilla extract?

[32:56] Mmm.

[32:57] Salt.

[32:58] That is correct.

[33:03] I don't want you to get five out of five.

[33:05] Come on.

[33:05] During the break, one of my producers taped a sign on my back.

[33:10] I have not seen it.

[33:11] You have not seen it.

[33:13] What does it say?

[33:15] Kick me.

[33:17] That is correct.

[33:25] That's four out of four.

[33:35] All right, so this is for five out of five.

[33:38] Finally, which is the real Art Donovan?

[33:40] Listen to the two voices.

[33:42] Tell me which one is real.

[33:43] This is Art Donovan, our second guest, famous football player.

[33:45] Is it A?

[33:47] This guy used to eat two, three pounds of pork chops before every game.

[33:51] I couldn't believe it.

[33:53] Or is it B?

[33:54] This guy used to eat two, three pounds of pork chops before every game.

[33:58] I couldn't believe it.

[34:01] I'm going to have to go with B.

[34:02] That is correct.

[34:07] Five out of five.

[34:08] Look at that.

[34:13] We need to see.

[34:16] Normally, we need to see if it carries over.

[34:18] The five out of five momentum usually carries over to a win in the ombo.

[34:20] So we need to see.

[34:22] We'll see you again.

[34:23] Good to see you.

[34:23] Tom Cheadle.

[34:24] We'll be right back with Art Donovan.

[34:26] Thank you.

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[38:23] Welcome back.

[38:25] Our next guest is one of the most colorful personalities in the history of professional football.

[38:29] He's won two NFL championships with the Baltimore Colts, played in five Pro Bowls.

[38:33] Most importantly, he has never eaten a fruit or vegetable in his life.

[38:40] This is Art Donovan.

[38:58] There he is.

[39:00] It's a pleasure to meet you.

[39:02] Thank you.

[39:03] They're cheering.

[39:03] They weren't even born when I was playing.

[39:05] No.

[39:06] They don't know.

[39:07] They don't know the legend of art.

[39:09] Oh, yeah.

[39:09] The legend of some legend.

[39:11] I am.

[39:13] What does a guy, a big celebrity like you do for New Year's?

[39:17] Well, New Year's, I went to Atlantic City.

[39:20] Oh, that's fine.

[39:21] And my wife says, I think it's a black tie.

[39:24] Now, I'm all dressed up.

[39:26] I don't wear ties.

[39:27] I don't wear all that stuff.

[39:28] And we get to the party.

[39:30] There's a guy in there without a shirt on.

[39:31] Whoa.

[39:32] And he comes up and kisses me.

[39:34] I said, get the hell out of here.

[39:38] He's drunk.

[39:39] He's drinking.

[39:39] Oh, I hope so.

[39:40] Look at my face, kissing me.

[39:44] Anyhow, they escorted him out.

[39:46] But he was a nice guy.

[39:47] I felt sorry for him.

[39:48] What?

[39:49] Art kind of enjoyed that.

[39:51] I enjoy life.

[39:53] How's your country club?

[39:54] That's all right.

[39:55] It's still there.

[39:57] You and your wife own and run a country club out in Baltimore?

[40:02] Yeah, in Towson and Baltimore.

[40:03] North of Baltimore.

[40:04] Yeah.

[40:05] We've had it a long time.

[40:07] What is it, 18-hole golf course?

[40:08] No, no golf.

[40:09] We're swimming, tennis, social, and a lot of little brats running around at night.

[40:14] Hey, at 76, Greg, I can't take it.

[40:18] Really?

[40:18] Swat him away.

[40:19] Well, I do.

[40:20] Yeah, I'm sure you do.

[40:21] When their parents aren't looking.

[40:23] Exactly.

[40:24] Like Christmas Day, my wife and I went up to Jersey to visit my daughter, and she's got

[40:28] four children under six.

[40:31] And all Christmas Day, you know how I watch?

[40:33] Cartoons.

[40:33] Oh.

[40:35] I said, what about watching cartoons at 76 years old?

[40:38] I said, come on, Donnie.

[40:39] Let's get the hell out of here.

[40:40] Tell them I got a fever or something.

[40:42] I want to go home.

[40:43] That's good.

[40:48] What's the membership?

[40:49] What's the membership cost of your country class?

[40:51] I don't know.

[40:51] My wife takes care of all that.

[40:53] All I do in the summertime is cut the grass.

[40:56] That's it?

[40:56] Yeah.