The Late Show with David Letterman (CBS) - 1999-03-05
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[0:00] expert.
[0:01] >> See what people are talking about. Coin
[0:03] 6 News, the buzz mornings at 6. Born
[0:06] coming to CBS March 30th
[0:14] from New York. May we freshen your
[0:17] drink. It's the Late Show with David
[0:20] Letterman.
[0:22] Tonight, CBS mailbag,
[0:25] jazz punt,
[0:27] comedian Jeff Alman, and musical group
[0:30] Everclear, plus Paul Schaffer, and the
[0:35] CBS.
[0:38] And now, lovable free loading hobo
[0:44] D.
[0:47] Let her name [cheering]
[0:53] >> [screaming]
[1:14] >> Thank you.
[1:17] [cheering]
[1:19] Thank you very much.
[1:29] >> Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
[1:32] Friday night. Welcome to the Late Show.
[1:34] I'm the host of the Late Show. My name
[1:35] is Dave Letterman. I have been
[1:37] entertaining audiences for nearly half a
[1:40] career.
[1:44] [applause]
[1:50] It's been kind of an interesting week,
[1:52] hasn't it? All in all,
[1:55] Hillary Clinton was in town earlier this
[1:57] week. You know, uh Hillary uh may be
[1:59] serious now about running for Senate.
[2:01] What do you think? You want Hillary as
[2:02] your senator?
[2:08] >> Don't kid yourself. The woman is serious
[2:09] about this. Earlier today, she held a
[2:11] press conference to deny that she had
[2:13] ever slept with the president.
[2:15] >> Very serious about this. [applause]
[2:22] Here's what it is. [applause]
[2:25] Hillary is very shrewd. She has her
[2:26] entire political future mapped out.
[2:28] Here's how it goes. First, she runs from
[2:29] the for the Senate from New York. Wins
[2:31] that. Then she runs for president. Gets
[2:34] back into the White House. She wins
[2:35] that. Goes back into the White House.
[2:36] Then she cheats on her husband. She's
[2:38] got it all figured out. The whole thing
[2:41] [applause]
[2:42] perfect.
[2:46] By the way, [applause]
[2:48] I have a u I have