The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn (CBS) - 1999-11-18 (partial)
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[0:00] No.
[0:07] >> Towering over tinsel town in the hills
[0:10] of Hollywood. IT'S THE LATE LATE SHOW
[0:13] WITH CRAIG KILBORN TONIGHT. Do you hear
[0:17] a who? I DO. KELLY WHO FROM MARTIAL LAW.
[0:22] KELLY WHO?
[0:25] And who else? Jason Lee, THE ACTOR from
[0:29] Dogma,
[0:31] and bartending champion Rob Cartright,
[0:36] plus a joke about Elton John, which does
[0:39] not involve the Ewok guy. BUT WHAT THE
[0:42] HELL? HERE'S A PICTURE OF THE EWOK GUY.
[0:44] HE LOOKS LIKE AN EWOK. ALL RIGHT,
[0:51] ladies and gentlemen,
[0:55] GREG KILMORE.
[1:09] THANK YOU VERY MUCH. Thank you.
[1:47] Thank you. That's fun. Welcome, welcome
[1:51] to your late show. Uh, my name is Kger's
[1:54] and um,
[1:57] in an interview with CNN, I know you
[1:59] guys probably didn't see that. You don't
[2:00] watch CNN, do you?
[2:03] Uh, George W. Bush defended his
[2:05] knowledge of foreign policy. Okay, he
[2:08] made a mistake last week. He said that
[2:09] gaff was just a gaff. Bush said foreign
[2:12] policy is one of his areas of expertise.
[2:15] In fact, he said as part of his duties
[2:17] as governor of Texas, he's been uh
[2:19] trading and negotiating with his
[2:21] neighbor, the foreign country of Arizona
[2:24] is what he said. That's there you
[2:31] uh our president Bubba, President
[2:33] Clinton,
[2:35] uh uh was in Turkey today. Uh I guess
[2:38] we're getting ready for Thanksgiving. I
[2:39] don't know how that works. Very
[2:41] confusing.
[2:43] Uh Bob was there and he met with Boris
[2:45] Yeltson who greeted Clinton with a huge
[2:49] bear hug. They actually hug and make
[2:51] matters worse, just out of habit,
[2:52] Clinton grabbed Yeltson's ass. That's
[2:54] just how he
[3:04] do. You guys uh remember the guy from
[3:06] Different Strokes, Gary Coleman.
[3:10] >> It's sad. We do all