The Late Show with David Letterman (CBS) - 2005-09-22
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[0:00] The thrilling season premiere of
[0:01] Numbers. CBS tomorrow.
[0:05] >> From New York, the greatest city in the
[0:08] world. It's the Late Show with David
[0:12] Letterman.
[0:14] Tonight, Terry Hatcher, Australian rules
[0:17] football player who had his finger
[0:19] removed. Brett Packwell and Cheryl Crow.
[0:24] plus Paul Schaefer and the CBS
[0:28] Orchestra.
[0:31] And now, US Census participant,
[0:36] Dave
[0:39] Perman.
[1:00] Thank you very much. [cheering]
[1:04] [applause]
[1:07] Thank you.
[1:11] Good news, ladies and gentlemen. Here in
[1:12] New York City, you know what's
[1:13] happening? We're getting pay toilets.
[1:17] That's right. [applause]
[1:19] The city is going to build 20 pay
[1:22] toilets.
[1:25] >> Yeah, that'll be more than enough.
[1:29] [applause] In fact, that's just about
[1:30] right.
[1:35] [applause] I tell you something, there's
[1:36] always something going on here in New
[1:38] York City. You know what it is now? We
[1:39] got a rat problem. How many folks were
[1:40] aware of the fact we had a rat problem?
[1:43] [applause]
[1:47] And uh there's about 11 million rats.
[1:49] And and they're not the little kind of
[1:50] lab rats. They're not like that. These
[1:52] rats are enormous. They're huge. As a
[1:54] matter of fact, earlier today, I saw a
[1:56] bunch of them marching through the
[1:57] Midtown tunnel, a single file,
[2:00] holding each other's tails. They
[2:05] pretty sight actually.
[2:10] [applause]
[2:11] Boy, this was scary. Probably saw this
[2:13] on the news. the JetBlue flight out in
[2:15] California.
[2:17] Oh man, they made that emergency landing
[2:19] in Los Angeles and and the people
[2:21] because the JetBlue's got the the
[2:22] in-flight TV, the people on the plane
[2:25] were actually able to watch on live
[2:27] television
[2:29] their their own