The Late Show with David Letterman (CBS) - 1997-09-16
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[0:01] Andy Randy only on News Center 6. The
[0:04] address of CBS. So my guy, welcome home
[0:11] [music]
[0:13] from New York uses no more electricity
[0:17] than a 40 W bulb. It's the late show
[0:21] with David Letterman,
[0:25] Tonight Shair,
[0:28] and Shaquille O'Neal,
[0:43] plus Paul Schaffer and the CBS
[0:48] Orchestra.
[0:51] And now drawn by low paid Korean
[0:54] animators
[0:56] Dave
[0:59] Letterman.
[1:02] [cheering]
[1:02] [music]
[1:22] That's it. Knock it off. Thank you,
[1:23] LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. THANK YOU
[1:24] [cheering] SO MUCH.
[1:30] Thank you.
[1:33] All right. All right. [cheering]
[1:34] Welcome to the Late Show. My name is
[1:36] Dave Letterman, America's most beloved
[1:40] TV personality.
[1:49] I
[1:52] I know I know a lot of you sitting at
[1:54] home saying and perhaps a lot of you
[1:55] sitting here in the theater saying, "Oh,
[1:56] yeah. WHAT ABOUT OPRAH?"
[1:58] >> WELL, OKAY, SURE.
[2:02] You folks seem like a lovely group of
[2:04] people. What a wonderful audience. I'm
[2:06] telling you, not like last night's
[2:07] audience. Last night's audience, I want
[2:08] to tell you, last night's audience for
[2:10] the entire show, I felt like Hillary
[2:12] Clinton. You know, just last night's
[2:14] audience made me feel a little like, you
[2:15] know what I'm talking about? Like, like
[2:16] I was talking to the dead. That's what
[2:18] last night was. Unbelievable.
[2:23] [cheering]
[2:26] Well,
[2:28] what about what about Hugh DS? What
[2:31] about Hugh DS? Isn't Isn't Hugh DS
[2:33] beloved? Ladies and gentlemen, we have
[2:35] an exciting program for you tonight at
[2:37] midnight. Huh? What's the matter?
[2:39] >> You down.
[2:40] >> Yeah, you down below.
[2:42] >> Try to keep up. Try to keep up. Thank
[2:43] you.
[2:45] >> At the stroke of midnight, we're going
[2:47] to go live to Dick Clark at OJ