The Late Show with David Letterman Video Special II (CBS) - 1996-02-19

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[0:00] man video special 2.

[0:02] >> Claire,

[0:03] >> wait. You mean we're not on tonight?

[0:05] >> I uh guess not.

[0:07] >> Oh, it's great. I am beat.

[0:08] >> CLAIRE, LET'S GO.

[0:10] >> CANDACE, we're not doing a show tonight.

[0:11] You can go home.

[0:13] >> No kidding. More to load off.

[0:14] >> Hey, hey, hey. Hey, guys. Come on. The

[0:16] pedals are my favorite part.

[0:24] >> From New York. Wahoo. We're in prime

[0:28] time. It's the Late Show with David

[0:31] Letterman. Video special two.

[0:39] Tonight, video highlights featuring

[0:41] Roseanne, Gary Shandling, Cyle Shepard,

[0:44] Shelley Seinfeld, and Steve Martin.

[0:46] Plus, visits from Robin Williams, Millie

[0:48] Tennore, Howard Stern, and Paul Schaeer.

[0:52] And the CBS Orchestra.

[1:00] And now, the next president of the

[1:03] United States of America,

[1:06] David

[1:09] Letterman.

[1:24] Thank you.

[1:34] Thank you very much.

[1:36] Thank you.

[1:40] No, no, NO.

[1:46] PLEASE. AH, KNOCK IT OFF.

[1:50] THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU VERY

[1:53] MUCH.

[2:01] ALL RIGHT. Thank you,

[2:05] ladies and gentlemen. Before you start

[2:07] to get scared, before you start to be

[2:10] really frightened, before you start to

[2:12] panic and behave irrationally,

[2:15] let me just say one thing. This is not

[2:18] the Academy Awards.

[2:24] Put your mind at ease.

[2:30] You are now watching the Late Show prime

[2:33] time video special number two. Yeah.

[2:38] Earlier today, I called my mother and I

[2:40] said, "Mom, guess what? Tonight, me,

[2:43] Dave, your son, I will be in prime

[2:46] time." And she says, "Oh man, that is

[2:49] great. Well, what are you going to be

[2:51] doing?" And I said, "Well, you know,

[2:53] it'll be sort of similar to the show

[2:55] that I do every night at 11:30." And mom

[2:57] says, "You have a show at 11:30."

[3:03] So,

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