The Late Show with David Letterman Video Special II (CBS) - 1996-02-19
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[0:00] man video special 2.
[0:02] >> Claire,
[0:03] >> wait. You mean we're not on tonight?
[0:05] >> I uh guess not.
[0:07] >> Oh, it's great. I am beat.
[0:08] >> CLAIRE, LET'S GO.
[0:10] >> CANDACE, we're not doing a show tonight.
[0:11] You can go home.
[0:13] >> No kidding. More to load off.
[0:14] >> Hey, hey, hey. Hey, guys. Come on. The
[0:16] pedals are my favorite part.
[0:24] >> From New York. Wahoo. We're in prime
[0:28] time. It's the Late Show with David
[0:31] Letterman. Video special two.
[0:39] Tonight, video highlights featuring
[0:41] Roseanne, Gary Shandling, Cyle Shepard,
[0:44] Shelley Seinfeld, and Steve Martin.
[0:46] Plus, visits from Robin Williams, Millie
[0:48] Tennore, Howard Stern, and Paul Schaeer.
[0:52] And the CBS Orchestra.
[1:00] And now, the next president of the
[1:03] United States of America,
[1:06] David
[1:09] Letterman.
[1:24] Thank you.
[1:34] Thank you very much.
[1:36] Thank you.
[1:40] No, no, NO.
[1:46] PLEASE. AH, KNOCK IT OFF.
[1:50] THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU VERY
[1:53] MUCH.
[2:01] ALL RIGHT. Thank you,
[2:05] ladies and gentlemen. Before you start
[2:07] to get scared, before you start to be
[2:10] really frightened, before you start to
[2:12] panic and behave irrationally,
[2:15] let me just say one thing. This is not
[2:18] the Academy Awards.
[2:24] Put your mind at ease.
[2:30] You are now watching the Late Show prime
[2:33] time video special number two. Yeah.
[2:38] Earlier today, I called my mother and I
[2:40] said, "Mom, guess what? Tonight, me,
[2:43] Dave, your son, I will be in prime
[2:46] time." And she says, "Oh man, that is
[2:49] great. Well, what are you going to be
[2:51] doing?" And I said, "Well, you know,
[2:53] it'll be sort of similar to the show
[2:55] that I do every night at 11:30." And mom
[2:57] says, "You have a show at 11:30."
[3:03] So,