The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn (CBS) - 1999-11-24 - 2 of 2 (partial)

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[0:08] Uh, the NFL announced yesterday that it

[0:10] will ban the throat slashing gesture as

[0:13] a form of taunting. It's one of these

[0:15] things the players do. An NFL spokesman

[0:17] suggested that players who feel the need

[0:19] throats should wait until they've

[0:21] retired.

[0:28] Hey. Uh, which one of these Japanese

[0:31] guys has a soul?

[0:38] There he is. Keep hope alive, Yoshi. All

[0:41] right. Well, Christian churches are

[0:45] keeping their doors closed in the Holy

[0:46] Land to protest the building of an

[0:48] Islamic mosque in Nazareth. This raises

[0:51] an interesting religious question. Why

[0:54] do they have Bibles in motel rooms?

[0:59] Interesting question. Um, several hot

[1:02] new toys were unveiled at a show in

[1:04] Seattle yesterday as companies gear up

[1:06] for the holiday consumer crunch. One new

[1:08] toy called Bop It is being built as

[1:09] Simon for the next millennium. Let's

[1:12] take a look.

[1:13] >> Pop it. Flick it. Twist it. Pull it.

[1:18] Spin it.

[1:20] Experts feel that Bopit will provide

[1:22] kids with half an hour of happiness

[1:23] until it is shattered into a thousand

[1:25] pieces.

[1:27] Um

[1:31] the u

[1:33] the National Film Registry has

[1:36] designated 25 films including Raiders of

[1:39] the Lost Ark and Do the Right Thing to

[1:41] be preserved for all time. If I might

[1:44] make a comment to the committee. Hello

[1:47] Pretty and Pink. You ever heard of it?

[1:49] It's a classic. Save it before it's too

[1:52] late. Okay.

[1:54] Pretty and pink.

[1:57] Um,

[2:00] the Alaska Supreme Court yesterday ruled

[2:02] that local governments can pursue

[2:03] further damages arising from the 1989

[2:06] Exxon Vald oil spill. Exxon immediately

[2:09] announced that to avoid additional

[2:11] costly litigation, it will sell its

[2:13] Alaskan oil interests and buy a tobacco

[2:16] company.

[2:19] Uh it is uh Wednesday and just like Mick

[2:22] says, she is like a rainbow. She comes

[2:26] in colors everywhere.

[2:30] Oh sh

[2:38] everywhere.

[2:51] Finally, new study names America's worst

[2:53] highway bottlenecks with Boston's Big

[2:56] Dig and Washington's mixing bowl ranking

[2:58] very high on the list. Coming in last on

[3:00] the list of congested highway

[3:02] bottlenecks, Hartford, Connecticut's

[3:04] once a thriving metropolis drive.

[3:09] >> There's your news. We're back with Jerry

[3:10] Riot.

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[4:29] >> Starts December 10th.

[4:32] >> Hi, Stuffed is over stuffed. The giblets

[4:35] will be in the gravy thing. You're

[4:37] kidding. No pepper.

[4:38] >> What am I foretting?

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[4:41] >> Nope. I've got it. They're going to love

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[6:51] Thank you very much. Uh, by the way,

[6:54] tomorrow, Thanksgiving on the show, Gina

[6:57] Gershon is here, pronounced Gershan. My

[7:00] parents are going to be here. Haven't

[7:02] talked to them in about 10 years.

[7:04] That'll be kind of nice. And MV Griffin

[7:06] is going to sing.

[7:09] >> Uh, Friday, it's Terry Bradshaw. And I

[7:12] guess this is a hot young actor. Casper

[7:14] Van Dean, is that his name? Very excited

[7:16] about him.

[7:19] Uh, we're gonna meet Jerry Ryan in a

[7:21] second, but first Oh,

[7:23] buddy. That's right.

[7:24] >> Craig kills your buzz.

[7:28] >> Wow, that girl you met at the bar is

[7:30] hot. She smells great. It was pretty

[7:33] easy getting her back to your place,

[7:35] wasn't it? You didn't have to buy her

[7:37] too many drinks. She looks great in your

[7:39] lap, man. Guess what? She's a guy. It's

[7:43] a guy. It's a trans best guy, man. You

[7:45] blow it, loser.

[7:47] >> And that was Craig Kills Your Buzz.

[7:52] >> Um,

[7:55] my first guest tonight is a former Miss

[7:57] American contestant who actually won the

[8:00] swimsuit competition as seven of nine on

[8:03] Star Trek Voyager. She is everyone's

[8:06] favorite number.

[8:11] Captain,

[8:15] you came here hoping to stop me. You'll

[8:18] fail.

[8:20] >> Turn this ship around. That's an order.

[8:22] >> Your orders are irrelevant. I'm no

[8:24] longer under your command.

[8:26] You deceived me.

[8:28] >> This is Jerry Ryan.

[8:42] Um,

[8:44] >> there she is.

[8:46] >> I love her.

[8:48] >> It came out.

[8:49] >> Let's see.

[8:50] >> There we go.

[8:51] >> There it is. Uh, they just yell what?

[8:53] They yell seven. Is that Is that what

[8:54] they call you a lot when you call?

[8:55] >> That's what they call me a lot.

[8:56] >> They just short. It's a nickname. Hey,

[8:58] seven.

[8:58] >> Short for seven of nine. Tertiary

[9:00] adjective of Unimatrix01. Oh, wow.

[9:02] >> YEAH,

[9:04] >> I would just yell if I was going to yell

[9:06] a number, I'd yell 10.

[9:08] >> Oh, go on.

[9:10] >> That's me, though.

[9:12] >> What What do I know? I don't know. I

[9:13] just By the way, you look uh you look

[9:15] great last time we had you on. And I

[9:17] love this. This is a more um how do we

[9:20] say it's it's sophisticated or it's a

[9:22] little a little more classy or last time

[9:24] you were in a hot like little outfit,

[9:26] but this is I mean this has fringe and

[9:28] everything. trashy last time you're

[9:29] going this time.

[9:31] >> No. No. Well, how would you describe

[9:32] this? I like it.

[9:34] >> Uh feminine.

[9:36] >> You're feminine.

[9:37] >> It's feminine,

[9:37] >> right? You you Last time you dressed for

[9:40] the guys. This time you're dressing uh

[9:42] for your other people, but it looks I I

[9:45] like it. I I

[9:47] you trust me that I say I like it. It

[9:49] looks great.

[9:49] >> Thank you very much.

[9:50] >> Now, um Star Trek Voyager, there there

[9:53] were there was the original Star Trek

[9:55] and then how many uh other installments

[9:57] or new shows? been four incarnations of

[10:00] Star Trek,

[10:00] >> including the original.

[10:01] >> The original series, Star Trek Next

[10:03] Generation, Star Trek Deep Space 9, Star

[10:04] Trek Voyager.

[10:05] >> Okay, this is the last one. Oh, we don't

[10:07] know if it's the last one. It's the

[10:08] current one, right? Voyager. Is it fair

[10:10] to say that you came in and saved this

[10:14] one?

[10:15] >> That's what

[10:18] >> I am not up on it like I should be. I

[10:20] was told my people,

[10:22] >> my sources,

[10:24] >> two two guys on the staff

[10:26] told me that you came in and you saved

[10:28] it.

[10:29] >> Well,

[10:30] >> you're not going to admit that.

[10:31] >> Very sweet. I would love to think that I

[10:33] did, but um truth be told, the writers

[10:36] did a phenomenal job creating this

[10:37] character and the producers.

[10:39] >> How long was Voyager on before you came

[10:40] on?

[10:41] >> Three years. I came on in the fourth

[10:43] season

[10:43] >> and then it went it went it just went

[10:45] huge, right?

[10:46] >> Well, yeah,

[10:47] >> it did well. It was a good season. I

[10:49] mean, the writing was phenomenal across

[10:50] the board this season and and it was

[10:52] good.

[10:52] >> It was the writing. Okay,

[10:55] >> let me see the Let me see the shot. This

[10:56] is

[10:56] >> And the catsuit. Let's be realistic.

[10:59] >> Uh, there it is. Uh,

[11:04] >> I mean, we It's It's been talked about

[11:06] often, but could they get it any

[11:08] tighter?

[11:08] >> No, actually, they couldn't. It could be

[11:10] body paint and it would be less tight

[11:11] than it is now.

[11:12] >> And is that for year year five? Is is

[11:14] the rumor body paint for year five or

[11:16] not?

[11:17] >> Yes. stand me in the parking lot and

[11:19] spray paint me. Hose me down.

[11:21] >> Okay. Uh um

[11:25] >> are are the are the other cast members,

[11:27] they're not jealous of of you?

[11:29] >> No.

[11:30] >> No,

[11:30] >> you guys get along well, right?

[11:31] >> Yes, we do. A fun group.

[11:32] >> Is it like a sitcom as far as I know on

[11:34] sitcoms there a lot of high jinks on on

[11:37] backstage?

[11:37] >> There are nine members in the cast and

[11:38] they're all psychotic. We're all nuts,

[11:40] out of our minds.

[11:41] >> Give me a story that's just will paint

[11:43] that. Well, all the guys are just

[11:45] enormous goofballs, but Tim Roth, who

[11:48] plays Tubac, is notorious for being the

[11:50] biggest practical joker on the set.

[11:52] >> What did he do?

[11:53] >> And one glowing example is he had to do

[11:56] a scene. There was a dream sequence

[11:58] episode, and his sequence was he came

[12:01] onto the bridge naked. He had forgotten

[12:02] to get dressed.

[12:04] >> So, for

[12:04] >> this is in the script.

[12:05] >> This is in the script. So, for his his

[12:07] scene, you know, obviously he's not

[12:09] really naked. You just see him from the

[12:11] back like from here down, from here up,

[12:13] >> right? I guess. Yeah.

[12:15] >> Little furry in his foot there. Okay.

[12:17] >> So, when he walked onto the set, he had

[12:20] um

[12:22] enhanced himself with a prosthetic

[12:24] device and a sock

[12:27] for the the entertainment of the rest of

[12:30] that crew.

[12:30] >> Did you find it entertaining?

[12:34] >> Actually, yes.

[12:36] >> Did you I mean, did you look down at his

[12:38] sock or where were you?

[12:40] >> You can't not I mean, you can't not see

[12:42] it. So,

[12:43] >> right.

[12:43] >> But it was terrifying.

[12:44] >> That's great.

[12:45] >> That's fine.

[12:46] >> Okay. And he's single.

[12:48] >> Um I'm kidding. Uh here's the thing. As

[12:51] a Thanksgiving is is coming tomorrow and

[12:54] and um are you're a board, right? That's

[12:57] you're a board and I just don't picture

[12:58] you being too domestic. Can you actually

[13:01] can you actually cook?

[13:03] >> I actually have 17 human beings coming

[13:05] to my house for Thanksgiving dinner.

[13:07] >> And is the pressure on you cooking?

[13:08] >> Oh, major. My mom's helping me. She's

[13:10] doing the pies tomorrow. Oh, but who's

[13:13] doing the stuffing and the gravy? That's

[13:14] the hardest part, right?

[13:15] >> Yeah.

[13:15] >> Are you a good cook?

[13:17] >> Yeah, I'm pretty good. You must be. I

[13:19] love to cook. I mean, I love everything

[13:20] about food. I love shopping for food. I

[13:22] love eating it. I love reading

[13:24] cookbooks. I mean, I love

[13:25] >> Half the battle, I think, is is enjoying

[13:28] cooking. So, you're not intimidated by

[13:29] being in the kitchen, right? That's a

[13:31] good point. Uh

[13:33] >> Jerry, also there's a science to picking

[13:36] uh vegetables, isn't there? When you go

[13:38] to the supermarket, like what's good and

[13:39] what's bad. Now, I'm kind of a novice

[13:41] and I I like to hang out in the kitchen

[13:42] if there are other people in there. I

[13:44] just have my grocery bag and I just want

[13:46] you to tell me.

[13:46] >> You happen to bring your groceries?

[13:48] >> I always have it on the set in case I

[13:49] want to start cooking. Um, tomatoes. Any

[13:51] particular Are these good tomatoes? How

[13:53] do you How would you tell a good tomato?

[13:54] >> I'm guessing these are good tomatoes cuz

[13:55] they're on the vine.

[13:56] >> Yes. Because they smell like tomatoes.

[13:58] Most tomatoes in grocery stores don't

[13:59] smell like It's all about the senses.

[14:01] They have to smell like what they are.

[14:03] >> Okay. So, tomatoes is it's not a

[14:04] feeling, it's a smell.

[14:05] >> It's mostly You don't want them bruised

[14:07] or mushy. They want they need to be, you

[14:08] know, firm. And

[14:09] >> so these do smell like tomatoes.

[14:11] Sometimes they don't smell like

[14:12] tomatoes.

[14:12] >> They have no smell. They usually have no

[14:13] smell at all.

[14:16] >> We're smelling tomatoes. Um I think this

[14:19] is what is it? Zucchini. Now, which is

[14:22] how does this work?

[14:24] Now, if I'm going to which more

[14:26] succulent of these two

[14:29] I don't know how it works, Jerry,

[14:32] is that a dumb question?

[14:35] If if if you're going to

[14:36] >> rule of thumb vegetables, younger is

[14:39] better.

[14:42] >> True.

[14:43] >> So that would be this would be younger.

[14:47] >> This would be younger. Why is that? Why

[14:48] is

[14:48] >> more tender?

[14:49] >> Oh, it's tender. More tender. Okay.

[14:50] >> They tend to get tough with

[14:52] >> Okay.

[14:53] >> So, is it safe to say you're not

[14:55] touching this? Right.

[14:56] >> Pretty safe to say you're not going to

[14:58] get that particular one.

[14:59] >> Okay. And let's just finally, uh, which

[15:01] one is better here? Cream of corn or

[15:04] whole kernel corn?

[15:06] >> Which one?

[15:06] >> This doesn't quite count as produce

[15:08] actually.

[15:08] >> No, this is this is usually how I cook.

[15:11] Um, which one? Which one?

[15:12] >> Well, it depends what you want. For the

[15:14] corn pudding that I'm making for

[15:15] Thanksgiving, you have to use cream

[15:17] corn.

[15:18] >> Oh, you're making corn pudding. That's

[15:19] great. Okay.

[15:21] >> I never like southern.

[15:22] >> I never like cream of corn, but if you

[15:24] make corn pudding, then it might be

[15:25] good. Otherwise, it seemed kind of to me

[15:27] it was a little gross.

[15:28] >> Gross was the word I was going to use.

[15:30] Exactly. Jerry, this has been fun. Um,

[15:34] stay with us. The excitement continues.

[15:36] Five questions with Jerry. We'll come

[15:38] back.

[15:44] >> Now for Thanksgiving around the world.

[15:48] In Turkey, it's called Bird Day. Early

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[19:43] >> Uh we're back uh with the lovely Jerry

[19:46] Ryan from Star Trek Voyager. And uh so

[19:49] you have 17 people coming over to your

[19:52] Is it your house or your house?

[19:53] >> My house.

[19:54] >> You have a house?

[19:55] >> Yes. With a dining room table, but

[19:56] incidentally, my table seats six. So

[19:58] this should be really interesting.

[19:59] >> What are we doing? Are we sitting on

[20:00] each other's laps or what's

[20:02] >> We could be. I'm not quite sure yet.

[20:03] We're going to figure this out tomorrow.

[20:04] >> Is this an old house or you is this a

[20:06] new house for you or

[20:07] >> It's a new house which I finally

[20:10] after about a year and a half of effort

[20:12] finally got it done. Finished

[20:13] decorating, finished renovating, got it

[20:15] finished. And

[20:16] >> it takes a while, doesn't it?

[20:17] >> It takes a while. takes a long time and

[20:19] then

[20:20] >> flooded my entire downstairs and had to

[20:22] replace all the floors.

[20:24] >> Oh, you

[20:24] >> just I just did this. So there the

[20:26] floors are still ripped up and I have

[20:27] company coming.

[20:28] >> You just flooded it.

[20:29] >> I flooded it about a month ago, but it's

[20:31] taken this long to get

[20:33] >> the floors in the house.

[20:34] >> How does one flood a a house?

[20:38] >> Um I have a very large bathtub. nice big

[20:41] sunken big tub that I decided to take a

[20:44] bath one evening and

[20:46] >> turned on the water and fell asleep.

[20:48] >> Oh, you

[20:49] >> and then woke up cuz the phone happened

[20:50] to ring, thank God, at midnight and I

[20:53] woke up and stepped off my bed to ankle

[20:55] deep water.

[20:56] >> Say, wait, where'd you fall asleep? In

[20:57] the tub?

[20:58] >> No, on my bed. I went to sit down and

[20:59] read while the tub was filling up

[21:00] because it takes a while cuz it's so

[21:01] big,

[21:02] >> right?

[21:02] >> So, I figured, well, I'll go read for 20

[21:04] minutes while the tub fills up and then

[21:05] I

[21:05] >> Well, here's what bothers me. Here's Who

[21:07] the hell called you at midnight?

[21:10] That's not some guy, is it?

[21:12] >> Huh?

[21:12] >> I actually had a fitting with my

[21:13] stylist.

[21:14] >> Oh, that's cool then. That's fine. Yeah.

[21:15] Midnight. That's great. Okay. Time for

[21:18] five questions. Here we go.

[21:25] >> Let's see. Uh, we start with geography.

[21:29] What quadrant is Voyager stuck in?

[21:32] >> The Delta quadrant.

[21:32] >> That is correct. I I have no clue what

[21:35] that means. Uh, Star Trek fans are known

[21:38] as Trekies. What would your fans be

[21:41] nicknamed?

[21:45] >> 70s.

[21:46] >> Oo, I was going to say Jerry's, but 70s.

[21:49] 70s. Yeah, 70s. We'll take that. That's

[21:51] good.

[21:53] >> Whatever. It's creative. Uh, what is the

[21:55] fastest land animal?

[21:57] >> Do you know this?

[21:59] >> It may be in the in the back of your

[22:00] mind. Gazelle.

[22:01] >> A gazelle. Did you say Did you say

[22:03] gazelle? Yeah,

[22:04] >> that is incorrect.

[22:06] >> The cheetah.

[22:07] >> Yes, it is a cheetah. Yeah, you can't we

[22:08] can't accept that. My second guess.

[22:09] >> Give us your second guess. Yeah,

[22:11] cheetah.

[22:12] >> Uh, less boxy. A Volvo or a Saab?

[22:17] >> God.

[22:19] >> Uh, Volvo.

[22:20] >> No. Uh, do you know what a Volvo looks

[22:22] like?

[22:23] >> Not really.

[22:23] >> It's boxy.

[22:25] A little. We can't accept that. Okay.

[22:28] Uh, now Jerry, you are two out of four.

[22:31] This is key cuz you want this. You got

[22:33] three out of five is respectable. Two

[22:35] two out of five is really humiliating.

[22:37] No, it's near Kathy Ireland. One out of

[22:39] five. Just just be careful. I think you

[22:42] can get this. This is music.

[22:43] >> Okay.

[22:43] >> Okay. And finally, finish this song

[22:46] lyric.

[22:47] >> I'm in the mood for love. I'm in the

[22:49] mood for love.

[22:51] >> Simply

[22:52] >> simply because you're near me.

[22:54] >> Bingo. Yes.

[22:56] >> Simply because you're near me. Very

[22:59] good.

[23:01] Uh

[23:04] uh thank you um thank you for doing the

[23:07] show again. Nice to see you again.

[23:09] >> Happy holidays and thanks for helping me

[23:11] with my vegetables.

[23:13] >> Uh big hand for Jerry Ryan. We'll be

[23:15] right back after this.

[23:22] >> There's much more still to come on the

[23:24] Late Late Show, including Arnold

[23:26] Schwarzenegger, Johnny Depp, and Pierce

[23:29] Broman. All being talked about by Chris

[23:31] Connelly. That's coming up right after

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