The Late Show with David Letterman (CBS) - 2009-05-07 - 2 of 2

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[0:00] acclaimed musical group whose most

[0:02] recent album is entitled Merryweather

[0:03] Post Pavilion. Look for it in the

[0:05] wallpaper department of your favorite

[0:07] store.

[0:09] Please welcome Animal Collective.

[0:27] Sweet summer night and I'm stripped to

[0:29] my sheets

[0:31] in my AC sweets. And a voice in the

[0:34] clock says you're not going to get

[0:36] tired.

[0:38] When new walls on fire, I soak my head

[0:42] in the sink for a while. Shoes on my

[0:45] neck and it makes me smile. But my bones

[0:48] have to move and my skin's got to

[0:50] breathe. You pick up the phone and I'm

[0:53] so grate Leave me side down the stairs

[0:56] to the eating street in the sun. It's

[0:59] left us with slippy feet. And I want to

[1:03] walk around with you. I want to walk

[1:07] around with you.

[1:25] It doesn't really matter. I'll go with

[1:27] you.

[1:29] The breeze for the midnight meal. I'll

[1:32] point in the windows. You point out the

[1:34] clocks. Rip up your sleeves and I'll

[1:37] ditch my socks. Dance to the songs in

[1:40] the car as they pass.

[1:44] Smell that trash. Walking around in

[1:48] awesome clothes. Nowhere to go with our

[1:51] bodies with green

[1:58] should be sleeping soon. I want to walk

[2:02] around with you. When I walk to walk

[2:05] around with you when the sun goes down,

[2:08] we'll go out again. When the sun goes

[2:09] down, we'll go out again. When the sun

[2:11] goes down, go out again. When the sun

[2:13] goes down, we go out again. When the sun

[2:15] goes down, we'll go again. When the sun

[2:16] goes down, we go again. When the sun

[2:18] goes down, we go out again. When the sun

[2:20] goes down, we go again. When the sun

[2:22] goes down, we go again. When the sun

[2:23] goes down, we go again. When the sun

[2:25] goes down, we go again. When the sun

[2:27] goes down, we go again. When I go down

[2:30] again,

[2:56] I see the sound of the sheep. for the

[2:58] sound of the rain. It's easy to sleep

[3:02] wets my brain. Covers my rest with the

[3:05] sack machine. Kissing the wind through

[3:09] my window screen. The rest is the eyes

[3:16] still outside

[3:21] of the building sleeping. There's no one

[3:26] pushing for a place to be at an easy

[3:31] place. And I want to walk around with

[3:34] you. And I want to walk around with you.

[3:39] I want to walk around with you. And I

[3:42] want to walk around with you. And I want

[3:47] to walk around with you. And I want to

[3:50] walk around with you. Just you just you

[3:56] just you just you just you

[4:00] just you

[4:03] just you

[4:11] animal collective.

[4:13] Thank you everybody. How are you? Thank

[4:15] you very much for being here. Good to

[4:17] see you sir. Thank you very much. Animal

[4:19] Collective. Here is the uh the CD. Paul,

[4:23] do you have anything for the

[4:24] trick-or-treaters?

[4:24] >> Excellent. Yeah,

[4:27] >> this is it. It's in stores. And there

[4:29] you go. Enjoy yourselves. Uh we got to

[4:31] go. Craig Ferguson is next. Good night,

[4:33] everybody.

[4:42] >> Worldwide leader in pants.

[4:47] Tonight's

[5:01] show is dedicated to very short Native

[5:05] Americans

[5:17] as a joke. I'm kidding. That's not It's

[5:18] not. You know, I know you probably

[5:20] think, "What?" No, it's it was me

[5:22] holding a feather because um

[5:26] cuz I've used up all the puppets and

[5:29] it's very hot here in Los Angeles. Very,

[5:32] very hot. And uh all the puppets died.

[5:39] Oh, that Oh, I'M GLAD YOU FIND that so

[5:41] funny.

[5:43] You say people in LA ARE HEARTLESS.

[5:45] THERE'S YOUR PROOF, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

[5:46] OF AMERICA. I said the puppets had died

[5:49] and they laughed.

[5:51] Now, the puppets didn't die. They're

[5:52] they're fine. They're actually in a air

[5:55] conditioned unit

[5:58] heading to their beach home.

[6:01] But they've left me this.

[6:08] Do you know I wish more people wore

[6:10] feathers. I I would quite like to ladies

[6:12] used to wear feathers in their hair,

[6:14] didn't they? Uh and then you can do that

[6:16] dance where you show off different parts

[6:18] of your body like that. I mean, this

[6:21] feather would be fine up there, but I'd

[6:22] need a I'd need a I'd need a huge

[6:24] feather.

[6:26] I NEED YOU NEED I NO, I I I DON'T I

[6:29] don't wish to blow my own trumpet, but

[6:43] But I could if I wanted to. Anyway, THEY

[6:45] WHAT I'M SAYING is this, you know, with

[6:49] they used to be the fan dancers and they

[6:51] would dance like that with they call

[6:52] them fan dancers, but they used feathers

[6:54] and they would do that. That's what's

[6:56] missing nowadays.

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