The Late Show with David Letterman (CBS) - 2005-09-16
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[0:00] The biggest show is back. The new season
[0:02] of CSI Miami starts CBS Monday.
[0:06] From New York,
[0:08] the greatest city in the world, it's the
[0:11] Late Show with David Letterman.
[0:16] Tonight,
[0:16] audience show and tell,
[0:19] Ted Turner,
[0:20] and a musical performance from the
[0:21] Neville Brothers and the Meters.
[0:26] Plus, Paul Shaffer
[0:28] and the CBS
[0:31] Orchestra.
[0:33] AND NOW,
[0:35] narrow gauge railway enthusiasts,
[0:39] David
[0:43] Letterman.
[0:47] >> [music]
[1:03] [music]
[1:04] >> Thank you very much. Ladies and
[1:05] gentlemen,
[1:07] boy, New York City, I'm telling you,
[1:08] it's one problem after another. You know
[1:09] what the new problem is? Rats.
[1:13] On On honest to God, there must be like
[1:14] 4 million rats living in New York City,
[1:17] and not just regular rats. These are
[1:19] enormous rats. I'll give you an idea how
[1:21] big these rats are. Earlier today, down
[1:23] the street, one of them broke its leg,
[1:25] and they had to shoot it.
[1:30] But,
[1:31] >> [applause]
[1:32] >> oh, NO.
[1:36] THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS RAT infestation
[1:39] problem, and so far, the response from
[1:41] Washington has been very slow. I'm
[1:43] sorry,
[1:44] but that's
[1:47] >> [music]
[1:48] [applause]
[1:49] >> Ladies and gentlemen, congratulations to
[1:51] Britney Spears. Earlier this week, gave
[1:53] birth to a baby boy. Baby boy to Britney
[1:56] Spears.
[1:57] And if um
[2:00] Britney was in labor for 4 hours, and
[2:02] yes, she lip-synced the screaming.
[2:06] Thank you.
[2:07] That's true.
[2:08] That's exactly what happened.
[2:11] Her husband, Kevin Federline, was at her
[2:13] side, getting in the way, as usual.
[2:19] Hey, have you seen Have you seen the uh
[2:21] new Martha Stewart show? You know,
[2:22] Martha Stewart was in the prison, and
[2:24] now she got a TV show. Have you Have you
[2:25] see