The Late Show with David Letterman (CBS) - 2002-03-26
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[0:00] Log on to coin.com. Your number one
[0:02] choice for local news online
[0:08] CBS Friday
[0:10] >> from New York, the greatest city in the
[0:13] world. It's the late show with David
[0:17] Letterman.
[0:21] Tonight, Barbara Walters
[0:24] and singer Shannon McN.
[0:30] Paul Schaefer and the CBS orchestra.
[0:37] And now a man who is currently in an
[0:40] undisclosed location
[0:47] at her man.
[1:07] All right, fine. How you doing? You know
[1:11] what? The uh the circus is in New York
[1:14] City. The circus is in town. And you
[1:15] know what they do when the circus comes
[1:17] to town? They march the the elephants
[1:19] right through the Midtown tunnel, you
[1:21] know, and
[1:23] And I'm thinking, so what? We have rats
[1:25] bigger than that.
[1:28] >> Boing. But this is the
[1:33] >> This is the biggest circus to hit town
[1:35] since Liza Minnelli's wedding.
[1:36] >> I was
[1:43] Hey, here's good news for New Yorkers.
[1:45] The crime rate in New York City is now
[1:47] the lowest it's been in like 80 years.
[1:49] It's amazing. It's so safe.
[1:51] That's great. You can
[1:56] Here's one of the differences. It makes
[1:58] a real practical difference in your
[1:59] daily life. You can now walk through
[2:02] Central Park without having to use your
[2:04] necktie as a tourniquet. That's a
[2:06] wonderful thing.
[2:09] We have rats bigger than that.
[2:13] The last week, George W. Bush, our
[2:15] president, has been in South America. He
[2:17] finished up, I guess, today or yesterday
[2:19] with a stop in El Salvador. And George
[2:22] W. Bush was proud to point out that El
[2:24] Salvador means the Salvador.
[2:36] Listen to this. Homeland Security Chief
[2:38] Tom Ridge has issued another alert this
[2:40] Sunday. This Sunday, Americans should be
[2:42] on the lookout for br