The Late Show with David Letterman (CBS) - 1996-02-19 - 1 of 2 (partial)
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[0:00] Bley
[0:10] was Paul Schaper and the CBS Orchestra.
[0:17] And now the first name in frozen gourmet
[0:20] pizzas,
[0:22] David
[0:25] Letterman.
[0:45] Hey, hey, hey.
[0:52] Come on.
[0:59] YES. GO AWAY. THANK YOU. NO, NO.
[1:07] Thank you.
[1:08] Thank you very much.
[1:13] That's very nice of you, ladies and
[1:14] gentlemen. Welcome to the Late Show.
[1:16] You're watching the Late Show right here
[1:17] on CBS, the Tiffany Network. My name
[1:21] Let's be nice. Come on.
[1:24] My name is Dave Letterman. the host of
[1:26] the Late Show, the most powerful man in
[1:29] presidential holidays. Thank you so
[1:31] much.
[1:39] >> You folks had a lovely President's Day
[1:41] today.
[1:45] >> You know, it's uh President's Day and it
[1:47] honors the birthday of uh George
[1:49] Washington and also Abraham Lincoln. And
[1:51] here in New York City, this is cute. You
[1:53] can always tell when it's President's
[1:54] Day because the hookers in Time Square
[1:59] will only accept ones and fives. It's a
[2:01] great
[2:10] and of course traditionally as you know
[2:13] on President's Day many department
[2:15] stores around the country have uh like
[2:17] mattress sales and and bedding sales you
[2:19] know but you know you think about it.
[2:21] Wouldn't it be more appropriate to have
[2:23] a mattress or bedding sale on President
[2:25] Clinton's birthday? I mean, just
[2:35] >> Let me ask you folks a question. How
[2:37] many of you are really, really excited,
[2:39] really, really interested about the New
[2:41] Hampshire primary? How many of you
[2:46] Well, I'm going to have to ask you to
[2:48] play along for the next four jokes. All
[2:50] right.
[2:51] Well, he has a big head of steam really
[2:53] building up there in New Hampshire.
[2:54] Every