The Late Show with David Letterman (CBS) - 2001-10-26
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[0:00] Sports with Scott Burich on Coin 6 News.
[0:03] Complete clear coverage. [music]
[0:06] >> Craig T. Nelson in the district. CBS
[0:08] Saturday. It's all here
[0:11] from New York, proud home of the New
[0:14] York Yankees and the other team. It's
[0:18] the late show with David Letterman.
[0:21] Tonight, Big Kidman
[0:25] and Iggy Pop.
[0:31] plus Paul Schaffer and the CBS
[0:34] Orchestra.
[0:36] [cheering]
[0:38] And now the reason the mute button was
[0:42] invented,
[0:44] they
[0:47] let her man
[0:51] [cheering]
[0:56] >> [music]
[1:06] [cheering]
[1:13] >> How are you?
[1:18] Thank you.
[1:20] [applause]
[1:23] Thank you very much.
[1:25] I'm going to get right through the show
[1:27] tonight because afterwards I got to
[1:28] drive a lady to Philadelphia.
[1:31] Get her out of here. [applause]
[1:36] Now, uh listen, how many of you do we
[1:38] have any have any Planet of the Apes
[1:40] trekkies here tonight? Do we have any
[1:42] How many of you have seen the
[1:43] blockbuster Planet of the Apes? If you
[1:48] [applause]
[1:49] Here's the deal. You run right now if
[1:52] you can get some tickets. Run. Go see
[1:53] the movie. I'll tell you what happens in
[1:55] the planet of of the apes. Mark
[1:57] Wahlberg, who is not an an a ape, falls
[2:00] in love with an ape girl.
[2:02] >> Yes. And there is one incredibly hot
[2:06] love scene,
[2:08] you know, where she she unhooks her bra
[2:12] with her feet.
[2:17] [music]
[2:18] God.
[2:19] Oh god.
[2:22] [music]
[2:28] I just heard this backstage. They're
[2:30] about to make an arrest in the Robert
[2:31] Blake case. Gary Condit.
[2:34] >> Honestly, they they think [applause]
[2:37] they made some
[2:38] >> Wow.
[2:42] >> This Gary Condid. I He this guy. Wow. My
[2:45] gosh. How would you like to have a
[2:46] congressman like that? Huh?
[2:47] >> Hello.
[2:50] And uh here's a here's my favorite
[2:52] little ti