The Late Show with David Letterman (CBS) - 2002-01-04 (partial)
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[0:00] A new year and new laws. See how they'll
[0:02] impact you Sunday.
[0:05] >> Vote for your favorite new comedy at
[0:06] cbs.com and watch The People's Choice
[0:08] Sunday, January 13th.
[0:11] >> From New York, the greatest city in the
[0:14] world. It's the Late Show with David
[0:17] Letterman.
[0:18] [music]
[0:20] [cheering]
[0:21] Tonight, Steve Martin
[0:24] and Earl Strauss.
[0:31] Bob Schaefer and the CBS Orchestra.
[0:37] And now
[0:39] your source for industrial garnets.
[0:51] [music]
[0:59] >> [applause]
[1:08] >> How do you do? [applause]
[1:15] Thank you very much. [applause] Please,
[1:17] [cheering]
[1:18] please settle down. I don't need this. I
[1:21] own a super cuts in cobble.
[1:26] I don't need this.
[1:29] [applause]
[1:32] Thank god you people are here. What a
[1:34] wonderful what a great audience. I
[1:35] couldn't be happier. I'm telling you,
[1:37] last night, and believe me, I hate
[1:38] talking about people when they ain't
[1:40] here, but last night,
[1:42] what a lousy audience. What a
[1:45] what a rough crowd we had last night.
[1:47] The entire audience last night was on an
[1:49] FBI watch list. The whole audience
[1:53] [applause]
[1:54] awful.
[1:59] [applause]
[2:00] You've been reading about what's going
[2:02] on in a co