The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (NBC) - 2002-08-16 (starts at 4:12)

Name: The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (NBC) - 2002-08-16 (starts at 4:12)
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Read a transcript preview of “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (NBC) - 2002-08-16 (starts at 4:12)” from malgent, uploaded on 2025-12-31.

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Language: English (original, YouTube automatic captions)

[0:00] Right now,

[0:01] >> you're watching NBC All Night. Now, the

[0:03] Tonight Show, followed by Conan.

[0:07] >> It's the Tonight Show with Jay Leno

[0:10] featuring Kevin Eubanks and the Tonight

[0:13] Show band. And me, I'm Ed Hall. Tonight,

[0:17] Jay welcomes from friends Matt LeBlanc.

[0:21] From Liverpool, England, the Mad Chef,

[0:23] John Ashton.

[0:25] Lincoln Garage Concert Series presents

[0:28] Counting Crows

[0:31] and Extreme Sports with Ross the intern.

[0:36] And now, Shay Leno.

[0:43] [Applause]

[0:44] [Music]

[0:54] [Music]

[0:57] Thank you very much.

[1:05] Welcome to the Tonight Show. Thank you.

[1:09] WHAT A CROWD.

[1:11] YEAH.

[1:18] You

[1:20] >> you sound like Hillary Clinton when she

[1:21] heard Bill maybe going to war. You know

[1:22] this story.

[1:24] >> All right. You know Clinton, he can't

[1:26] stay out of the papers. I love this

[1:28] story. Last night in Canada, Bill

[1:30] Clinton told a Jewish group that if Iraq

[1:32] attacks in the Middle East, he would

[1:34] personally get in a ditch, grab a rifle,

[1:36] and fight for Israel. See, apparently

[1:39] the only place he won't fight if it's

[1:41] anywhere near Southeast Asia. Anywhere

[1:42] near that. But other than that, other

[1:44] than that, he's okay. Would you want

[1:46] Clinton fighting next to you? Huh? I

[1:48] mean, we know his aim is terrible. We

[1:50] know that already. I mean, if he

[1:54] [Applause]

[1:58] >> And you know, Clinton, he'll be using

[2:00] this line to pick up women. You know, I

[2:02] ship out tomorrow. I don't know if I'll

[2:03] be back

[2:05] if we don't do it tonight. You know,

[2:09] and what a great story this is. As you

[2:11] know, earlier in the week, the FBI

[2:12] arrested two former World Con. Did I say

[2:14] World Con? I'm sorry. World Kranty,

[2:29] something you don't get