The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (CBS) - 2005-09-16 (partial)
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[0:27] Ladies and gentlemen, your host, Craig
[0:30] Ferguson.
[0:55] Welcome. Welcome. Welcome.
[1:00] All right. All right. Welcome to Los
[1:02] Angeles, California. Welcome to the Late
[1:04] Late Show. I'm your host, TV's Craig
[1:05] Ferguson. Please sit, relax,
[1:08] take a load off.
[1:10] I'll tell you what's wrong with me
[1:11] tonight.
[1:13] I'm feeling betrayed.
[1:16] I ticked off at one of my dogs.
[1:19] I've got two dogs and one of them went
[1:20] crazy this morning. I mean, absolutely
[1:22] mad. Mad. It was like a bipolar episode
[1:25] or something. I
[1:26] It chewed through the furniture. It
[1:28] chewed through It the the the fence
[1:30] around the the the pool, the child-proof
[1:32] fence, went right through it.
[1:35] Right through it. Chewed the way through
[1:36] it. It's meant to be proof of, you know,
[1:38] It's not. It'll go right through it.
[1:40] Maybe I don't know what it Maybe it's
[1:41] not getting enough fence in its diet.
[1:44] Maybe it's trying to escape because I I
[1:46] have two dogs and I've been watching
[1:48] them the last couple of days. They're
[1:49] walking around with letting dirt out
[1:51] their pants.
[1:55] It's like The Great Escape.
[1:58] And I There's, you know, I'm trying to
[1:59] say to them there has never been a
[2:00] successful escape from the Ferguson
[2:02] compound. That's all.
[2:05] I kind of knew the dogs were unhappy. I
[2:07] think it you know, when the dogs are mad
[2:08] and they do odd things. I know the dogs
[2:10] have been unhappy. Last couple of nights
[2:12] one of them's been playing the harmonica
[2:14] during the night.
[2:16] Papa, plaintively.
[2:20] Maybe my dog my dog was trying to get
[2:21] through to the pool. She's a very good
[2:22] swimmer, a very fast swimmer. I swims
[2:25] very fast whe