The Late Show with David Letterman (CBS) - 2005-09-09 (partial)
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[0:05] From New York,
[0:07] the greatest city in the world, it's the
[0:11] Late Show with David Letterman.
[0:15] Tonight,
[0:16] Jennifer Lopez
[0:19] and US Open quarterfinalist James Blake.
[0:25] Plus Paul Shaffer and the CBS Orchestra.
[0:33] AND NOW,
[0:35] early 20th century Irish tenor,
[0:40] David
[0:44] Letterman.
[1:01] Thank you very much.
[1:04] Thank you very much, ladies and
[1:05] gentlemen. Welcome to the show. You
[1:06] know, the great thing about New York
[1:07] City, there's always something going on
[1:09] in New York City. And did you know that
[1:11] this week is Do you have any idea what
[1:12] this week is?
[1:14] That's right, it's Fashion Week here in
[1:16] New York City.
[1:17] Just a reminder, please don't feed the
[1:19] supermodels.
[1:22] You can't
[1:25] because
[1:28] I was on the subway to work coming to
[1:30] work and there's a guy
[1:35] There's a guy on the subway and he's
[1:36] he's chalking my pants.
[1:39] And I and I remembered it's it's Fashion
[1:41] Week and I said, "Are are you a tailor?"
[1:43] And he said, "No, I'm giving you my
[1:45] phone number."
[1:54] Now, here's something else maybe you
[1:55] didn't know about the New York City.
[1:56] Right now, we're in the middle of a
[1:57] drought. Did you realize that?
[1:59] Yeah, New York City is in the middle of
[2:01] a drought and I'm thinking, well, what
[2:03] are we raising corn? No.
[2:06] So, Mayor Bloomberg, and this guy is is
[2:08] nothing if not shrewd, he is asking
[2:09] every New Yorker now to fight the
[2:11] drought. He's asking every New Yorker to
[2:13] take a leak on a tree.
[2:23] Now, here is a kind of a nice thing.
[2:24] Last night uh Mariah Carey, Mariah Carey
[2:26] was the big winner at the Lady of Soul
[2:29] Awards. The Lady of Soul Awards, she was
[2:31] the big winner.
[2:36] Yeah, once again