The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (CBS) - 2006-05-29
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Language: English (original, YouTube automatic captions)
[0:00] Ladies and gentlemen, Craig Ferguson.
[0:12] Anyway,
[0:14] I'm okay. You can always
[0:18] tomorrow. Okay.
[0:27] Hey, hello.
[0:31] Hi. Welcome to Los Angeles, California.
[0:35] Welcome to the Late Late Show. I'm your
[0:37] host, TV's Craig Benson. PLEASE SIT
[0:40] DOWN, RELAX. IT'S all right. Be quiet.
[0:41] You wake the neighbors.
[0:44] You wake Bob Barker. He's in the studio
[0:47] next door
[0:48] lying in his coffin waiting.
[0:54] He's waiting next door. Don't you wake
[0:56] him.
[1:01] Is a
[1:03] I swear to God that man is going to come
[1:05] on this show one night and kick my ass.
[1:08] I see him in the corner. I got to run. I
[1:10] see, you know, when I see him coming
[1:11] down the corridor,
[1:18] it is a great day for America,
[1:20] everybody. Unless, of course, you're
[1:21] David Blaine.
[1:25] That's right. Last night, America's
[1:27] favorite creepy magician
[1:30] failed to break the world record for
[1:32] holding breath underwater.
[1:36] No, I in fact broke my record last night
[1:38] for sitting through a David Blaine
[1:39] special. I last broke
[1:42] 30 seconds. I lasted
[1:44] I'M LIKE
[1:46] THIS IS NOT even a trick.
[1:51] I think he should call it David BLAINE
[1:53] AND WHO GIVES A RAT'S ASS? THAT SHOULD
[1:54] BE CUT IT OUT, BLAINE. Get a real job.
[1:59] Use your magic powers for good
[2:02] instead of for tedium.
[2:07] No, don't. I tell you, it's also not a
[2:10] good day for uh Benihana uh the Benihana
[2:13] restaurant chain. You know the Benihana
[2:15] restaurant chain where they you know
[2:16] they they cook Yeah. Well, you know,
[2:17] they cook the food in front of you. The
[2:19] Japanese food they cook it in front of
[2:21] you on the hot grill. Well, the
[2:22] restaurant's founder um Mr. Mr. Hannah
[2:26] um I guess
[2:29] Benny to his friends and
[2:32] he w