The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn (CBS) - 2002-01-21 (partial)

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[0:00] You can plan ahead because Sweeney said

[0:01] so. Weeknights on KCAL 9 News.

[0:06] >> [music]

[0:09] >> All from the gorgeous Hollywood Hills,

[0:13] it's the Late Late Show with Craig

[0:15] Kilborn.

[0:16] Yeah.

[0:17] >> [cheering]

[0:19] >> Tonight, Mr. Entertainment, TONY DANZA.

[0:23] >> [cheering]

[0:24] >> ACTRESS REGINA HALL.

[0:28] AND YAMBO.

[0:32] >> [cheering]

[0:32] >> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, Craig Kilborn.

[0:45] >> [cheering]

[0:54] [cheering]

[0:54] >> OH, WOW. THANK YOU. Thank you. Settle

[0:59] down, please. HAVE A SEAT. WHOA.

[1:02] >> [laughter]

[1:04] >> WELCOME TO THE LATE LATE SHOW. MY NAME

[1:06] is Craig Kilborn and yet for the first

[1:08] time security guards are being placed in

[1:10] all malls. Now, all malls. I went into a

[1:13] store today and some guy he frisks me.

[1:16] He pats me on what we call my buttocks.

[1:18] He does He does a body search, pats me

[1:21] on the buttocks again.

[1:23] Ladies and gentlemen, that's the last

[1:24] time I'm going to the Pottery Barn. I'm

[1:26] not going there

[1:27] anymore.

[1:29] >> [applause]

[1:31] >> One of the biggest manufacturers of

[1:33] globes has to recall over 25,000 globes

[1:36] because of a glaring error. Apparently,

[1:38] it contains some country called

[1:41] Afghanistan. WHAT THE

[1:46] >> [applause]

[1:47] >> DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS? IN LONDON, THE

[1:48] CAST OF THE musical The Full Monty over

[1:51] in London bared all during a performance

[1:53] for Queen Elizabeth. It was shocking,

[1:55] especially the part when the Queen

[1:57] shouted, "DOWN IN FRONT, PLEASE."

[2:01] >> [applause]

[2:06] [applause]

[2:06] >> AND FINALLY, ON THIS DATE IN 1964,

[2:09] Willie Nelson made his debut performance

[2:11] at the Grand Ole Opry in Nashville. And

[2:13] after 37 years, fans still come up to

[2:15] Willie and utter those three lit

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