The Late Show with David Letterman (CBS) - 2006-11-21 (intro only)

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[0:00] We explain some of your biggest consumer

[0:02] pet peeves Wednesday on Coin 6 at 6.

[0:07] >> CSI New York CBS Wednesdays

[0:12] from New York, the greatest city in the

[0:16] world. It's the Late Show with David

[0:19] Letterman.

[0:21] Tonight, Hugh Jackman, Chris Elliot, and

[0:26] NASCAR's 2006 Next Cup champion, Jimmy

[0:29] Johnson,

[0:31] plus Paul Schaer and the CBS Orchestra.

[0:38] And now a man who's his old longtime

[0:43] companion

[0:45] day.

[1:06] All right.

[1:11] Thank you.

[1:15] >> Welcome to the show. You folks are here

[1:16] on a great night. What a tremendous

[1:18] night to be here. Apologizing tonight,

[1:20] Jason Alexander

[1:23] >> and the fat guy who played Newman. So,

[1:25] it's going to be

[1:33] >> But it is a beautiful day here in New

[1:35] York City, is it?

[1:37] So beautiful today that Michael Richards

[1:39] was apologizing in the park.

[1:47] Listen to this. According to a recent

[1:49] survey, the United States is the most

[1:51] unfriendly country to foreign visitors.

[1:54] Yeah. Thanks a lot, Borat.

[2:01] Oh, stop it.

[2:07] Turning our attention now to the world

[2:09] of popular music, singer Bruce

[2:11] Hornsweet. You know Bruce Hornsweet?

[2:12] >> Yeah.

[2:13] >> Uh he has a new song coming out. It's

[2:15] about Donald Trump. I believe the name

[2:16] of the song is Help. There's a woodchuck

[2:18] on my head.

[2:28] >> And and more news from the world of

[2:30] music. In an upcoming film, Usher will

[2:33] play James Brown.

[2:38] Usher will play James Brown. I uh uh

[2:48] did they even look at my audition tape?

[2:56] >> How about that? Britney Spears and The

[2:58] Big Divorce. You folks following The Big

[2:59] Divorce of Well, you know, now

[3:01] apparently there's a sex tape. Uh

[3:03] they've made a sex tape. How many of you

[3:04] folks got together and made your own sex

[3:06] tape?

[3:11] >> Could you leave those with a page as you

[3:12] exit the theater tonight?

[3:15] So, there's this alleged sex tape and

[3:17] and Kevin, the Federine, was going to

[3:19] sell it to make money. So, now Britney

[3:21] Spears, outsmart Kevin, says, "Okay,

[3:23] instead of selling it, I'll just release

[3:24] the sex tape for free." So,