The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (CBS) - 2005-08-31 (partial) (repeat)
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[0:00] You're watching Coin News 6 news that's
[0:04] to the point.
[0:31] Ladies and gentlemen, your host, Craig
[0:34] Ferguson.
[1:00] California. Welcome to the Late Late
[1:01] Show. I'm your host, TV's Craig
[1:03] Ferguson.
[1:04] Oh, man.
[1:06] I tell you what.
[1:07] I'm getting my groceries today. I went
[1:09] to the store today get my groceries.
[1:10] Wednesday for me, grocery day. I don't
[1:12] know why, it's just traditional. And I'm
[1:14] at the the supermarket and I'm you know,
[1:16] I'm getting my items. I've got my thing
[1:19] done, my little trolley. It's full with
[1:20] my tofu and my bean sprouts and
[1:21] everything. It's California, you can't
[1:23] get real food. It's
[1:25] tofu, beans, sushi, mountains of raw
[1:27] fish. I'm I'm I'm eat I've got all my
[1:29] stuff I need for a healthy Californian
[1:31] life, my surfboard. And I
[1:34] And I'm standing at the counter and I
[1:35] see the uh the impulse items. You know,
[1:38] the the the the stuff they think that
[1:40] you impulsively will buy. Gum,
[1:42] batteries, nail clippers,
[1:44] you know, mulch, assault rifles. They
[1:46] they're all sitting there and I'm
[1:48] I'm sitting there and I'm noticing the
[1:49] tabloids. Like the the the tabloid the
[1:52] the Star and the you know, and all these
[1:54] ones. I'm noticing them at the See,
[1:56] tabloids for me, they used to be
[1:58] hard-hitting journalism, right? They
[1:59] used to be dog boy marries cat girl that
[2:01] it it was the the curse of the pharaoh,
[2:03] a two-headed hamster found on the moon,
[2:06] all that. And inside there was the
[2:08] advertisements for the Wayne Newton
[2:09] collector plate. There were all these
[2:11] things.
[2:12] But the tabloids have been taken over.
[2:15] The good old American tabloid has bee