The Late Show with David Letterman (CBS) - 2006-05-29
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[0:00] The best sports cars and computers. Good
[0:02] Morning Northwest. 5 to 7 a.m.
[0:05] >> 60 Stars celebrate 60 years at the Tony
[0:07] Awards. Live CBS Sunday, June 11th.
[0:11] >> From New York, the greatest city in the
[0:15] world. It's Joe [music] with David
[0:19] Letterman.
[0:21] Tonight from My Name is Earl Jason Lee
[0:25] and director of ameritus of the Columbus
[0:27] Zoo, Jack Hannah,
[0:31] plus Paul Schaeer and the CBS Orchestra.
[0:38] And now, a man who's not responsible for
[0:42] typographical errors,
[0:45] Jer.
[0:51] [music]
[1:06] Thank you very much.
[1:08] >> [cheering]
[1:10] [music]
[1:11] >> Okay.
[1:14] >> Why I uh I hate to start off with the
[1:16] bad news. Listen to this. The murder
[1:18] rate in New York City is up 5%.
[1:21] Yeah. So, I guess the mayor's pep talk
[1:22] worked.
[1:25] [applause]
[1:29] >> Anybody here have allergies?
[1:31] >> Yeah.
[1:32] >> It's crazy. It's like one of the worst
[1:33] allergy seasons on record here in the
[1:36] Yeah. Thank you.
[1:39] So bad. Earlier today, Rush Limbbo
[1:41] admitted he was addicted to Claritin.
[1:44] [applause]
[1:45] Yeah,
[1:47] that's what he said.
[1:50] [applause]
[1:51] I want to tell you something, ladies and
[1:52] gentlemen. I don't know how you received
[1:53] it around the country, but here in New
[1:55] York City, we're still talking about
[1:56] that fantastic David Blaine magic
[1:59] special.
[2:02] Two big hours on ABC. He's sealed in a a
[2:05] chamber of uh water and he he wanted to
[2:08] set the record for holding his breath
[2:10] and the record was uh like 8 minutes 58
[2:13] seconds and he wanted to go 9 minutes.
[2:15] He didn't. He only went seven minutes
[2:17] and set the record for being a dumbass.
[2:19] But uh he
[2:22] but [applause]
[2:25] I was
[2:28] [applause]
[2:29] I once I once held my breath. I was
[2:31] thinking a