The Late Show with David Letterman (CBS) - 2009-05-06 - 2 of 2

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[1:04] Lies for Dark Times. Please welcome Ben

[1:07] Harper and Relentless Seven.

[1:34] It takes a 100 miles of love to heal a

[1:38] mile of pain.

[1:41] I never say goodbye to the sea. Never

[1:45] blow out a flame. And I got white lights

[1:48] for dark times. I don't need your crush.

[1:54] I'm kicking out stained glass windows

[1:56] and I'm tender to the touch.

[2:01] Shimmer and shine.

[2:03] Leave it all behind.

[2:07] I shimmer and shine.

[2:09] Tell me that you're

[2:13] shiver and shine. Shiver

[2:16] and shine.

[2:23] Bring me the music for the reolution. It

[2:26] puts my mind in the needs to know where

[2:30] the problem solution cure for the

[2:34] disease.

[2:36] But life is trying to force me, force me

[2:40] to trust.

[2:42] I've done all I can.

[2:45] Now I'll do what I must

[2:49] shove and shine.

[2:52] Leave it all behind.

[2:55] I shiver and I shine when you tell me

[2:59] that you're mine.

[3:02] Shimmer and shine. Shimmer

[3:05] and shine.

[3:22] Heat. Heat.

[3:37] Shimmer and shine. We leave it all

[3:41] behind.

[3:43] I shimmer and I shine when you tell me

[3:47] that you're mine.

[3:50] Shimmer, shimmer, shimmer.

[3:59] Shine.

[4:02] Oh, tell me

[4:07] shine. When we leave it all behind.

[4:12] She

[4:15] shine.

[4:24] Yeah.

[4:26] Ben Harbor everybody. And that was cool.

[4:29] Very nice. Good to see you. Beautiful

[4:32] drums, Ben. Great job. Boy, that was

[4:34] tremendous. What do you call that thing?

[4:36] >> That's a lap steel guitar.

[4:38] >> Lap steel guitar. Good for you. This is

[4:40] the CD, White Lives for Dark Times, Ben

[4:43] Harper and Relentless Seven. Everybody,

[4:45] that's it. We got to go. Craig Ferguson

[4:47] is next. Good night, everybody.

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[5:20] I didn't I didn't want I didn't even

[5:22] want to do the puppet tonight. And the

[5:23] studio audience are all like drunk and

[5:25] everything. They were like, "Do the

[5:28] puppet. Do the puppet." And I was like,

[5:30] "No, I'm not doing the puppet cuz I I I

[5:33] get bored." And then I make the puppet

[5:34] cuss. And then

[5:37] then then over there I got all the

[5:39] disapproving. And you know what else

[5:40] happened as well? There I just put the

[5:41] puppet over there. Don't worry, it's

[5:42] safe. I haven't harmed the puppet in any

[5:44] way.

[5:45] Do you know what happened earlier on? I

[5:47] was talking to the studio audience

[5:48] before. Get to know them. You know, you

[5:49] like to get to know them. And there's

[5:51] this woman in the third row going like

[5:52] this.

[6:01] I'm like, "Do I know you?"

[6:08] Do you know? Yeah. Yeah. There you go.

[6:15] Do you know? And I listen you, if you

[6:17] know me, you know that I've seen women

[6:20] go like that before.

[6:26] usually when I'm trying to explain where

[6:28] I've been.

[6:30] So, what happened was I met some guys

[6:32] and we were trapped in a mine.

[6:36] We were we were coming straight. I was

[6:38] coming straight home. I met some guys. I

[6:39] was like, "Hi, how you doing? I haven't

[6:40] seen you in a while." A hole suddenly

[6:42] appeared and we got trapped in a mine.

[6:46] A beer mine.

[6:48] The beer level was rising and rising and

[6:52] we were like,

[6:55] Luckily, we were rescued by beer

[6:57] volunteers who who dug their way through

[7:01] those sheets of bedrock or or maybe beds

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