Real TV - 1999-03-11

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[0:00] Can we repeat tomorrow? Well, forecast

[0:03] tonight at 11.

[0:05] >> Start your VCRs now. This is a special

[0:08] collector's edition of Real TV.

[0:12] He's done it so many times before, but

[0:15] this time the inevitable is about to

[0:17] happen to the Gator Trainer. [screaming]

[0:20] Home video of the stupid birthday stunt

[0:24] that goes up in flames.

[0:27] If mom ever finds out what dad and his

[0:30] son did at the beach one day, she'll

[0:32] blow her stack.

[0:34] He brings his pet snake to the pub.

[0:37] >> IT'S ON MY BACK.

[0:38] >> Someone's going to get bitten. That

[0:40] thing is getting awfully close to that

[0:42] baby.

[0:44] >> And his wife rolls the camera as her

[0:47] husband gets whipped by a deer. Whatever

[0:51] you do, don't blink. It's Real TV's

[0:54] scariest home videos ever.

[0:56] >> [music]

[1:02] [music]

[1:02] >> Hi, I'm John Dilly and welcome to this

[1:04] special collector's edition made up of

[1:06] home videos of what some people do for

[1:08] thrills. We begin with a tape of the

[1:10] alligator that bit down like a vice on

[1:12] its trainer's head. The trainer lives to

[1:14] talk with us about the ordeal. And he's

[1:17] probably still wondering to himself,

[1:18] "What was I thinking?"

[1:25] You want to feed him? You're at the

[1:27] Mkasuki Indian Village just west of

[1:29] Miami, Florida.

[1:30] >> You don't want to do it like this.

[1:32] >> And the big treat here

[1:34] is alligator wrestling.

[1:38] Today, veteran Gator man Kenny Cypress

[1:40] is in the ring with a tough opponent, a

[1:42] 10- foot long, 350 lb monster.

[1:46] >> A total of 80 teeth.

[1:49] Kenny moves the huge reptile around the

[1:51] ring. Then prize open the gator's mouth

[1:54] to stick his own head inside.

[1:56] >> He's got to put his head IN THE JAW.

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