The Late Show with David Letterman (CBS) - 2002-01-11 (partial)

Name: The Late Show with David Letterman (CBS) - 2002-01-11 (partial)
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Read a transcript preview of “The Late Show with David Letterman (CBS) - 2002-01-11 (partial)” from malgent, uploaded on 2026-01-20.

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Language: English (original, YouTube automatic captions)

[0:01] You can plan ahead because Sweeney said

[0:02] so. Week nights on Coin 6 News.

[0:05] >> First Monday, starring James Garner and

[0:07] Joe Mantango premieres CBS Tuesday

[0:11] from New York, the greatest city in the

[0:14] world. It's the Late Show with David

[0:18] Letterman.

[0:21] Tonight's CBS mailbag

[0:25] Tom Cruz

[0:27] and comedian Tom Papa

[0:32] Shaper at the CBS orchestra.

[0:37] And now

[0:39] the most trusted name in laser eye

[0:42] surgery,

[0:44] Dave

[0:46] Hill.

[1:14] There you go.

[1:16] Thank you very much.

[1:19] Thank you. Good evening. Welcome. How

[1:21] are you? I have an announcement to make.

[1:23] If we have any European tourists in the

[1:25] crowd tonight, this is good news. I

[1:26] think this is going to make your trip.

[1:27] It just turns out today that the hookers

[1:29] in Time Square, God bless them.

[1:31] >> Beginning today, will accept euros. So,

[1:34] good news.

[1:37] >> That's good news.

[1:43] >> Just before I came out here, I heard

[1:44] George W. Bush talking about his new

[1:46] security plan for commercial aviation in

[1:48] this country. Beginning tomorrow, every

[1:50] commercial flight in this country will

[1:51] have a hockey dad on board. So there you

[1:54] go.

[2:00] That's what we're looking for.

[2:05] Have you heard about this uh this Viagra

[2:07] for seniors? How many of you have heard

[2:08] about the Oh, yeah.

[2:14] This uh this stuff is like super Viagra

[2:16] and it apparently it will last for like

[2:18] a weekend.

[2:21] And I'm thinking, "Oh my god, poor

[2:22] Elizabeth Dole." Oh

[2:26] man.

[2:35] Uh news from Afghanistan. Osama bin

[2:37] Laden has apparently selected a uh a

[2:39] successor, a guy to follow him, you

[2:41] know, in case things go haywire for him.

[2:43] take