The Late Show with David Letterman (CBS) - 2003-01-03 (repeat from 2002-11-01)
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[0:00] Am
[0:00] >> the greatest story of greed ever told.
[0:03] Enro the crooked. CBS Sunday.
[0:07] >> From New York, the greatest city in the
[0:10] world. It's the Late Show with David
[0:13] Letterman.
[0:16] Tonight's CBS mailbag, Don Rico and
[0:21] comedian Jim Gaffigan,
[0:26] plus Paul Schaffer and the CBS
[0:30] orchestra.
[0:33] And now, Booker Prize winning author
[1:06] Nice to see you.
[1:09] Pardon me. Good evening, ladies and
[1:11] gentlemen. Welcome to the show. I have
[1:13] some good news for you. Earlier today,
[1:15] Mayor Bloomberg announced that our
[1:17] drought is over. No longer a drought
[1:19] here in New York City.
[1:24] How many of you did not realize there
[1:26] was a drought in New York City?
[1:29] So, uh, this morning I'm coming to work
[1:31] and I was telling my cab driver, I said,
[1:33] "It's great news." I said, "Good news.
[1:35] The drought is over. You can take as
[1:37] many showers as you want."
[1:40] And the guy the guy says the guy says
[1:43] that's great. What is a shower? So
[1:50] here's a
[1:54] I have a sports up. Ladies and
[1:56] gentlemen, the New York Mets have just
[1:57] fired Art How.
[2:04] Hey, uh you you know about Lizzie
[2:05] Grubman. She is a publicist and a couple
[2:07] of years ago, one summer she got in
[2:09] trouble because she backed her car over
[2:11] some folks
[2:14] and and they said, "Hey, you can't be
[2:16] doing that." And well, now uh she's in
[2:19] prison and she's in a in a in a tough
[2:21] jail out in Southampton and it's it's
[2:25] but don't kid yourself, it's a bad she
[2:27] is going to miss four episodes of
[2:29] Dawson's Creek
[2:31] and it's Yeah.
[2:39] IT'S A TOUGH PRISON. They only get basic
[2:41] cable and the pool heater doesn't work.
[2:43] So, she is really
[2:48] Here's something else that's kin