The Late Show with David Letterman (CBS) - 2002-01-02 (partial)
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[0:00] Sports with Scott Buridge on Coin 6
[0:02] News. Complete clear coverage.
[0:05] CBS congratulates CSI, Golden Globe
[0:08] nominee for best drama.
[0:11] >> From New York, the greatest city in the
[0:14] world. It's the Late Show with David
[0:17] Letterman.
[0:21] Tonight, Ellen Degenerous,
[0:24] comedian Dave Gorman, and survivor
[0:27] castway Kelly Goldman,
[0:31] plus Paul Schaffer and the CBS
[0:34] Orchestra.
[0:38] And now,
[0:40] your TV pal.
[1:09] How do you do?
[1:11] Thank you so much.
[1:23] Nice to see you.
[1:26] Welcome to the show, ladies and
[1:27] gentlemen. Hey, news from Afghanistan.
[1:29] Have you heard about this? Taliban
[1:30] leader Amala Omar is on the run in
[1:32] Afghanistan with a handful of his
[1:33] bodyguards. Have you heard about this?
[1:35] They're making a movie about it. It's
[1:37] called Omar's 11.
[1:47] They say now that Mala Omar is living
[1:49] out of his car. I'm telling you
[1:50] something. You You know
[1:54] You know things are not going well for
[1:55] the jihad when your supreme leader is
[1:57] living in his Toyota.
[1:59] Bad sign. That ain't no good.
[2:03] That's right.
[2:08] They uh they got this California guy.
[2:10] Have you heard about this? Fighting for
[2:11] the Taliban. It's just unbelievable.
[2:14] They they capture the guy and now
[2:15] apparently he's very depressed because
[2:17] he had his heart set on a career as a
[2:19] suicide bomber.
[2:22] What can you do?
[2:29] He he moved he moved from California to
[2:31] Afghanistan. I want to tell you
[2:32] something, ladies and gentlemen. That is
[2:33] the worst decision since I decided
[2:37] since I decided to leave NBC and come to
[2:39] CBS. That is without the worst
[2:50] this this story this Osama bin Laden now
[2:52] they say he's had plastic surgery
[2:56] they say he sneaked a