The Late Show with David Letterman (CBS) - 1999-03-09

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[0:01] See what people are talking about. Coin

[0:03] 6 News. The buzz mornings at 6.

[0:05] >> Born coming to CBS March 30th

[0:13] >> from New York. Doing business in the

[0:16] same location since 1953.

[0:19] It's the Late Show with David Letterman.

[0:24] Tonight, Alec Baldwin

[0:28] from Lost in Space. Actress Heather

[0:30] Graham and musical group Fair Naked

[0:34] LADIES

[0:44] plus Paul Schaffer and the CBS Oregon.

[0:49] [music]

[0:51] And now lead attorney for Paula Jones.

[1:00] [cheering]

[1:03] [music]

[1:12] [cheering]

[1:33] >> [cheering]

[1:33] >> Thank you.

[1:38] >> Hey Zippy, [applause]

[1:41] thank you very [cheering] much. Ladies

[1:42] and gentlemen, good evening. Welcome to

[1:43] the show. And Brent, an answer to your

[1:44] question. I was having a stolie. Now,

[1:46] let's get on with the uh

[1:49] Well, I don't know if you folks have

[1:50] heard about this or not, but moments

[1:52] ago, the judge in Arkansas has thrown

[1:55] out thrown out the Paula Jones case.

[1:57] Adios, Gashinto. Goodbye. It's over.

[2:00] Thrown out the Paula Jones. [cheering]

[2:04] [applause]

[2:08] >> I was thinking about this. You know what

[2:10] this means, don't you? You know what

[2:11] this means? What this means is OJ

[2:13] Simpson OJ Simpson is now officially the

[2:17] second luckiest man in America. That's

[2:19] what that means. [applause]

[2:25] [applause]

[2:28] That's right. They have tossed out the

[2:30] sexual harassment suit. It's not going

[2:32] to happen. So that's one down, 467 to

[2:35] go.

[2:39] We're still lining him up.

[2:42] It was a triple stoleie. [laughter]

[2:45] >> Well, that reminds me of the Olympics.

[2:46] You remember when those kids out there

[2:47] on the ice doing the triple

[2:48] >> stole? The triple stoastic.

[2:52] >> So, uh, President Clinton, of course, is

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