The Late Show with David Letterman (CBS) - 2005-10-14 (partial)
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[0:00] Walker, Texas Ranger, Trial by Fire, CBS
[0:04] Sunday.
[0:06] From New York, the greatest city in the
[0:10] world, it's the Late Show with David
[0:13] Letterman.
[0:16] Tonight, from the box, Selma Blair,
[0:19] director Barry Sonnenfeld,
[0:22] and the Late Show week in review.
[0:26] Plus Paul Shaffer
[0:28] and the CBS Orchestra.
[0:33] And now,
[0:35] Canadian Poet Laureate,
[0:39] David
[0:42] Letterman.
[0:49] Thank you.
[1:01] Thank you so
[1:05] All right.
[1:06] Thank you so much, ladies and gentlemen.
[1:09] THANK YOU.
[1:14] THANK YOU FOR THE NIGHT, YOU PEOPLE ARE
[1:15] HERE ON A great night. The entire
[1:17] balcony in the Ed Sullivan Theater
[1:19] building is filled with unqualified BUSH
[1:21] APPOINTEES.
[1:22] >> HEY.
[1:25] YEAH.
[1:30] NOW, I UH HERE'S A A NOTE OF CAUTION.
[1:32] THIS IS A cautionary note. We have folks
[1:33] visiting from out of town?
[1:40] New York is not the magical place it
[1:42] appears to be.
[1:47] We have a tremendous rat problem in this
[1:49] town.
[1:50] They estimate between 20 and 30 million
[1:53] rats.
[1:55] That's right, in New York City. And
[1:57] they're not just the cute little lab
[1:58] rats that you see
[2:00] in cute little lab uh rat laboratories.
[2:04] These are enormous rats. In fact, coming
[2:06] to work today, I saw one strapped to the
[2:08] hood of a pickup.
[2:10] Huge rats. And
[2:14] but
[2:17] the city is doing everything it can to
[2:19] get rid of the rats. Uh tomorrow, as a
[2:20] matter of fact, they're going to move
[2:21] 500 head up to Poughkeepsie.
[2:25] 500.
[2:30] Well, you can sure tell it's fall here,
[2:31] can't you? You get the feeling that it's
[2:33] fall? Yeah.
[2:34] Uh down in Washington, D.C. earlier
[2:36] today, Tom DeLay when he's was in his
[2:38] front yard raking indictments.
[2:47] You folks watch a lot of uh CBS
[2:49] television on Friday nights?
[2:59] We