The Late Show with David Letterman (CBS) - 2005-09-06
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[0:01] Get your hahas out.
[0:02] >> If that doesn't spell fun, I don't know
[0:04] what does.
[0:04] >> If it's laughter you're after, that's a
[0:06] good thing. Ellen's got fun in the
[0:08] laughter.
[0:09] >> We're not kidding around now.
[0:10] >> You never know who's going to pop up.
[0:12] >> It's amazing
[0:12] >> with Ellen tomorrow at 4 on Coin News 6.
[0:16] >> Incest with his brother and sister. All
[0:18] new Dr. Phil.
[0:21] >> Join music's biggest stars, Fashion
[0:23] Rocks, Friday on CBS.
[0:27] From New York, the greatest city in the
[0:31] world, it's the late show with David
[0:34] Letterman.
[0:37] Tonight, Ki Roberts,
[0:41] and singer Rob Thomas,
[0:47] Paul Schaffer, and the Sean's Orchestra.
[0:54] And now
[0:56] in a convenient capsule form.
[1:12] >> [music]
[1:23] [cheering]
[1:30] >> Thank you. [applause]
[1:32] Welcome to the late show. Now, I want to
[1:34] tell you something. I'm so glad you
[1:35] people are here. What a tremendous
[1:37] audience. And thank God not a minute too
[1:39] soon because the audience last night.
[1:44] >> Rough. Remember them?
[1:45] >> Rough. Oh my god. And you know, I hate
[1:48] to talk about people when they're not
[1:49] here, but first of all,
[1:51] >> yeah, they did not laugh. They would not
[1:53] laugh at a single thing. And and then
[1:55] and then they siphoned the gas out of my
[1:57] car.
[1:59] >> So,
[2:02] I'm glad they're gone. [applause]
[2:08] But that that audience was rough. I knew
[2:10] I was in trouble when the White House
[2:11] sent over former presidents Clinton and
[2:13] Bush.
[2:17] They were going to be [applause]
[2:22] That's what they do now. Whenever
[2:23] there's trouble, a former President
[2:25] Clinton and Bush show up. And
[2:28] >> earlier today, they arrived on the set
[2:30] of Joey.
[2:33] >> [applause]
[2:38] [applause]
[2:39] >> La