The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn (CBS) - 2000-02-09 (partial)
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[0:00] Enola, only on Coin 6 news, people you
[0:02] know.
[0:09] FROM THE BEAUTIFUL HOLLYWOOD Hills in
[0:12] Hollywood, California,
[0:15] where our major exports are tin, copper,
[0:18] and iron ore.
[0:20] It's the Late Late Show WITH CRAIG
[0:22] KILBORN.
[0:25] TONIGHT, STAR OF SCREAM 3, ACTOR SCOTT
[0:29] FOLEY.
[0:33] THEN FROM SAN FRANCISCO AND the Football
[0:36] Hall of Fame, THE ONE AND ONLY JOE
[0:38] MONTANA.
[0:42] AND THE COMEDY OF DOUG BENSON. HE'LL
[0:46] MAKE YOU LAUGH, EVERYBODY.
[0:51] PLUS JOKES ABOUT STEVE FORBES dropping
[0:53] out of the presidential race and onto a
[0:55] big fluffy pile of cash.
[0:59] LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
[1:06] PLEASE WELCOME CRAIG KILBORN.
[1:29] THANK YOU. HERE WE ARE.
[1:31] THANK YOU.
[1:50] THANK YOU.
[1:52] WELCOME.
[1:54] PLEASE.
[1:55] PLEASE SIT DOWN.
[1:57] WELCOME.
[1:59] Welcome to your Late Late Show. My name
[2:00] is Craig Kilborn and I Thank you. Thank
[2:04] you.
[2:06] Thank you, boys.
[2:09] I
[2:11] I had a real scare the other day. I'm
[2:14] I'm on the beach in front of my my place
[2:16] in Malibu-ski, Malibu,
[2:18] when this huge wave crashes on me and I
[2:21] get spun around out on the sand and
[2:23] wham.
[2:24] And I'm kind of out a little bit and
[2:26] this this tall blond guy in a in a
[2:28] lifeguard suit rushes over and starts
[2:30] performing mouth-to-mouth on me.
[2:33] And I say, "Hey, hey, hey, I'm not
[2:35] drowning." And he says, "Hey, I'm not A
[2:36] LIFEGUARD."
[2:41] THAT'S ALL YOU NEED.
[2:42] WHEN I SIT DOWN.
[2:49] MR. GEORGE LUCAS HAS SAYS THE next
[2:52] installment of Star Wars will have fewer
[2:55] racial stereotypes. This after some
[2:57] complaints.
[2:59] So Lucas says he's particularly Well,
[3:02] he's sorry for some of the characters in
[3:03] his last film.
[3:05] Afro D2.
[3:09] And and Jabba, the 6-year-old Cuban
[3:11] refugee.
[3:13] You won't see THOSE TWO ANY