The Late Show with David Letterman (CBS) - 2009-05-08 - 2 of 2

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[0:00] or at dtbansers.com

[0:02] or phone 1888 call FCC. The switch to

[0:05] digital is on June 12th, so get ready

[0:07] and tell a friend.

[0:24] Thank you very much. Here we go. Now,

[0:27] our next guest Mhm. is an acclaimed

[0:31] singer songwriter and his most recent CD

[0:33] right here is entitled Scream. Please

[0:35] welcome back to the pro pro program

[0:36] Chris Cornell. Everybody,

[0:58] I used to watch you from now if you rain

[1:07] I love the song. I've been

[1:14] turn around and see my but you fed.

[1:20] You let me down

[1:24] and I'm gone wrong.

[1:28] You need to love.

[1:31] I'm gone long.

[1:35] Need to let it go.

[1:38] Yeah, I'm all

[1:43] need to let

[1:47] go.

[1:50] Baby time.

[1:54] Baby,

[1:57] I think you got your time wrong.

[2:02] Hey

[2:05] from this hour I know and it's crazy

[2:13] think that I could be reborn if you save

[2:17] me

[2:20] now too late never know

[2:26] my glass

[2:28] will always

[2:31] somehow

[2:33] for me.

[2:42] You need to let go. Heat. Heat. Heat.

[2:56] You need to live without

[3:02] long

[3:23] broken

[3:26] I can't

[3:38] go down long.

[3:49] Heat. Heat.

[3:59] Congratulations.

[4:13] You passed the audition. Are these your

[4:15] drums? Ah, they're beautiful. Chris

[4:19] Cornell, that was great. Good to see you

[4:21] guys again. Thank you very much. Nice

[4:23] job. Good to have you here. That hurt.

[4:26] >> That was tremendous. Thank you very

[4:28] much. It's uh this is Scream. Good luck

[4:32] finding a copy. They're all sold out,

[4:33] right? Yes, they are. Uh Chris Cornell

[4:36] and the folks, thank you very much. Have

[4:38] a lovely weekend. Craig Ferguson is

[4:39] next. Good night, everybody.

[4:48] Worldwide leader in pants.

[5:11] The most awesome thing in the world

[5:15] happened

[5:16] and you're going to get to see it.

[5:19] See, because it's Friday. Shut up.

[5:22] Because it's Friday.

[5:24] We taped the show out of order. I mean

[5:26] live out of order. We taped an earlier

[5:29] version for Hawaii. Anyway, they

[5:34] aloha. Anyway,

[5:40] what's Hawaiian about that? I don't know

[5:42] what's not Hawaiian about that. E. Aha.

[5:45] Take that.

[5:49] Mahalo everybody. Anyway, look what

[5:51] happened was I came out and I was

[5:53] talking and I slapped the camera as I do

[5:56] every night. Came out, slapped the

[5:57] camera, and it broke

[6:00] and the glass tumbled to the floor,

[6:03] shattering into a million glittering

[6:05] pieces at my feet like some kind of

[6:08] crystal rain.

[6:13] And when you slowed it down and I was

[6:15] just thinking, oh, we can't do we'll

[6:17] have to do the introduction to the show

[6:18] again so that people will be able to

[6:20] know that this is coming up because

[6:25] because because then they'll get to see

[6:28] it and you know and if you're watching

[6:29] the show tonight, you thought, well,

[6:31] I'll keep my herbal cigarette to later

[6:32] on for the you know, I'll smoke my

[6:36] herbal cigarette during the Shamwow

[6:38] commercial. Don't wait for the Shamwow

[6:40] commercial tonight.

[6:42] You want to get it all going on for, you

[6:45] know, in a couple of minutes because

[6:47] when this thing happens, it's almost

[6:49] like this is a real television show.

[6:53] Like, you know, like proper television

[6:54] shows where they have stunts and stuff

[6:57] happens and a band and good stuff, you

[7:01] know, it's like that.

[7:07] Also, um because I did break a camera,

[7:11] um this is my last show.

[7:20] Hey, if I thought getting out of this

[7:22] crap was that easy, I'd all be broken by

[7:24] that. See you in a minute.

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