The Late Show with David Letterman (CBS) - 2002-01-24 (partial)
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[0:00] Don't miss TV's newest smash hits first
[0:03] Monday all new CBS Friday.
[0:06] >> From New York,
[0:08] the greatest city in the world, it's the
[0:11] Late Show WITH DAVID LETTERMAN.
[0:16] AND I
[0:17] CBS MAILBAG,
[0:20] Tom Cruise
[0:22] and COMEDIAN TOM PAPA,
[0:26] PLUS Paul Shaffer and THE CBS ORCHESTRA.
[0:32] AND NOW,
[0:34] THE MOST trusted name in laser eye
[0:37] surgery,
[0:39] David
[0:42] Letterman.
[1:09] >> Here you go.
[1:11] Thank you very much.
[1:14] Thank you. Good evening. Welcome.
[1:16] All right.
[1:17] I have an announcement to make if we
[1:18] have any European tourists in the crowd
[1:20] tonight. This is good news. I think this
[1:21] is going to make your trip. It just
[1:22] turns out today that the hookers in
[1:24] Times Square, God bless them, beginning
[1:26] today,
[1:27] uh will ACCEPT EUROS. SO,
[1:32] THAT'S GOOD NEWS.
[1:38] JUST BEFORE I CAME OUT HERE, I HEARD UH
[1:39] George W. Bush talking about his new uh
[1:41] security plan for commercial aviation in
[1:43] this country. Beginning tomorrow, every
[1:45] commercial flight in this country will
[1:46] have a hockey dad on board. So, there
[1:49] you go.
[1:55] That's what we're looking for.
[2:00] Have you heard about this this Viagra
[2:02] for seniors? How many of you have heard
[2:03] about the Oh, yeah.
[2:09] This this stuff is like super Viagra and
[2:11] then apparently it will last for like a
[2:13] weekend.