The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn (CBS) - 1999-11-24 - 1 of 2 (partial)

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[0:05] Oh, a lot of questions. First starters,

[0:07] where the hell am I? You're in the chic

[0:10] Hollywood Hills for the Late Late Show

[0:12] with Craig Kilborn.

[0:14] Tonight, damn she's pretty, from Star

[0:17] Trek Voyager, Jeri Ryan.

[0:21] And don't call movie phone just yet.

[0:24] Wait till you hear what Chris Connelly

[0:26] has to say about upcoming holiday

[0:27] movies. Chris Connelly is here.

[0:31] And a foot-stomping performance by The

[0:34] Mavericks.

[0:37] Plus a disturbing lack of information

[0:40] about the Ewok guy. Where Oh, there he

[0:43] is. ALL RIGHT, EWOK.

[0:47] LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

[0:50] this is Craig Kilborn.

[1:10] Thank you.

[1:12] Yes.

[1:13] Sit down.

[1:15] Sit down. I can't Wow, you guys are out

[1:17] OF CONTROL.

[1:19] BOY.

[1:22] WHAT A WEDNESDAY NIGHT CROWD.

[1:25] Thank you. My name is Craig Kilborn.

[1:27] Welcome to your Late Late Show. We told

[1:29] you, we broke the story yesterday.

[1:30] Hillary Clinton says she is going to run

[1:33] for Senate from New York.

[1:34] Uh

[1:36] there is a new poll out. 53% of New

[1:38] Yorkers say they wish Hillary wouldn't

[1:41] run.

[1:42] Okay? Even more significant, the other

[1:44] 47% say, {quote} they really really

[1:48] can't stand the That's what the

[1:51] other

[1:56] Uh supermodel Kate Moss is moving out of

[2:00] her New York apartment. Kate said she

[2:02] got a really good deal on a new place.

[2:04] Uh one of those empty thermoses.

[2:08] It's perfect for her.

[2:10] Oh, stop.

[2:12] Only if you believe it.

[2:14] Uh Hustler magazine publisher Larry

[2:16] Flynt says he's going to build a chain

[2:18] of super sex stores that sell Hustler

[2:21] magazine, adult videos, and what we call

[2:24] sex toys.

[2:26] Uh Flynt says he's patterning uh his

[2:28] stores after Home Depot, and that his

[2:30] goal is to create the world's largest

[2:33] do-it-to-yourself center.

[2:40] There we go.

[2:55] Wow.

[2:58] What an audience. I know why you're

[3:00] here. She is here from Star Trek

[3:02] Voyager. She She is back. Uh uh she is

[3:05] one of the nicest people you'll meet in

[3:06] the industry. She's a talented Jeri Ryan

[3:08] is here.

[3:14] Um

[3:17] And

[3:18] uh and from MTV, a correspondent who is

[3:21] going to talk holiday movies so you

[3:22] don't waste your money. He'll tell you

[3:23] which ones to go see. Chris Connelly is

[3:25] here. And uh

[3:30] And uh

[3:33] The If you guys like Who Who likes

[3:34] music? Anybody like music?

[3:38] We've got uh

[3:40] uh The Mavericks are here singing. Yeah.

[3:46] Um

[3:48] Everyone is talking about last night's

[3:51] program. Uh supermodel Ines was on, and

[3:55] she was riding at one point in the uh

[3:57] during Game-o-matic, she was riding an

[3:59] imaginary horse. Um

[4:04] I don't know what the big deal is about

[4:06] this particular footage uh because I'm

[4:09] out of touch on a lot of things. To me,

[4:11] it was just another solid interview. Uh

[4:13] but she does have a vivid imagination,

[4:15] and she did extremely well in

[4:16] Game-o-matic. Here is from last night,

[4:18] supermodel Ines simply

[4:21] being Ines.

[4:22] Hope you like it. Uh there she is

[4:24] getting up, and she's riding an

[4:25] imaginary horse.

[4:27] And this apparently we got all the all

[4:30] the calls on the website saying, "Is

[4:32] there any way we can see this again?" I

[4:34] don't understand it. To me, it's just

[4:35] somebody riding an imaginary horse.

[4:40] But you guys wanted to see it.

[4:46] Uh

[4:49] Please,

[4:51] no more phone calls and emails. What we

[4:53] we showed you the footage, enjoy that,

[4:55] but no more from that. That was enough

[4:57] of Ines riding a horse.

[5:00] Uh it's time now for very popular

[5:03] segment on your Late Late Show. It is

[5:04] time for

[5:06] Craig kills your buzz.

[5:10] Hey.

[5:11] Come in a little closer, man.

[5:13] You doing a little smoking before you

[5:15] crash out tonight, huh? You doing a

[5:17] little reefer?

[5:19] You trying to unwind a little by

[5:20] watching the show while you fire up a

[5:22] fatty?

[5:24] You know uh that's cool. You know who

[5:26] else likes to do that?

[5:28] That cop right behind you, man.

[5:32] And that was

[5:33] Craig kills your buzz.

[5:37] Let's check the news.

[5:44] In the news is brought to you by things

[5:46] that go bump in the night, not

[5:48] affiliated with things that go beep in

[5:49] the night or bump in the afternoon.

[5:52] Our top story, you hate to hear this,

[5:55] Iraqi strongman Saddam Hussein has

[5:58] pulled the plug on Iraq's oil exports.

[6:02] Petroleum industry experts certainly

[6:03] can't be blamed for being caught off

[6:05] guard by Iraq's action, given Hussein's

[6:07] long history of sane and predictable

[6:10] behavior.

[6:12] Experts on both sides say that when it

[6:13] comes to negotiations like these, the

[6:16] Kuwait-ing is the hardest part.

[6:20] Great for comment as usual, Saddam was

[6:22] singing along to Muskrat Love by The

[6:24] Captain & Tennille. Although instead of

[6:26] muskrat, he was saying mustache.

[6:30] Mustache, mustache,

[6:32] candle light. Muskrat. Mustache

[6:36] to the light.

[6:40] Thank you. Thank you, guys.

[6:43] Oh, I love you.

[6:45] Uh entertainment news,

[6:52] uh no, we we don't. Uh

[6:55] But UM

[7:01] BUT WE HAVE NO CHOICE. RICKY MARTIN has

[7:03] assaulted New York City in a concert

[7:05] that will air on CBS this Friday. CBS

[7:08] views the concert as a

[7:10] public relations bonanza, which

[7:11] addresses the lack of both Hispanic and

[7:14] gay programming.

[7:17] Um

[7:18] if uh

[7:22] If you'd like a preview of the Ricky

[7:24] Martin special, I'm sorry, you're going

[7:26] to have to wait until it airs on TV, or

[7:28] you could just go stick your head in the

[7:30] toilet right now.

[7:33] I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Uh speaking of

[7:37] great music, teen sensation Christina

[7:39] Aguilera performed in Miami 40

[7:41] yesterday. Let's take a look at some of

[7:42] the highlights.

[7:46] And also uh

[7:49] the