The Late Show with David Letterman (CBS) - 2002-03-28
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[0:00] You can plan ahead because Sweeny said
[0:02] so. Week nights on Coin 6 News.
[0:05] >> Robert Dairo, Billy Crystal. I got
[0:07] stressed. Analyze this CBS Sunday.
[0:11] >> From New York, the greatest city in the
[0:15] world. It's the late show with David
[0:18] Letterman.
[0:21] Tonight, Robin Williams
[0:24] and musical group Seven Dust.
[0:31] Schaefer and the CBS organiz.
[0:37] And now,
[0:39] one of 54 brothers and sisters,
[0:44] Dave.
[1:15] Hi. How you doing?
[1:18] All right. Thank you. I uh I want to beg
[1:21] your patience and indulgence. Please, if
[1:24] you can bear with me. I'm a little
[1:25] lightheaded. I have not had water in 4
[1:28] days. Okay,
[1:31] we
[1:35] mayor Bloomberg has declared New York
[1:37] City under a first stage drought
[1:39] emergency. Now, let me explain to you
[1:41] what this means. This means because of
[1:43] the drought emergency that Mayor
[1:44] Bloomberg now leaves the city on
[1:47] Thursdays as opposed to Fridays. That's
[1:49] that's what that means the drought
[1:50] emergency.
[1:54] But
[1:59] it's really been dry here in the
[2:01] Northeast in New York City and
[2:03] miserable. And I'm walking through
[2:04] Central Park today. I see a squirrel
[2:06] putting moisturizer on his nuts.
[2:18] How many times is he going to tell that
[2:20] joke?
[2:24] >> The drought is so bad my plastic plants
[2:27] died. It just
[2:29] >> By the way, I want to I want to thank
[2:31] the late Milton Burough for leaving that
[2:32] joke to me in his will. That was very
[2:34] nice of you. Thank Thank you very much.
[2:35] I appreciate that.
[2:43] I got to tell you something. Here's good
[2:44] news for New York City. The crime rate
[2:46] is like at an all-time low. It's just
[2:48] fantastic. And what this means is one of
[2:50] those quality of life deals. Y